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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    I don't watch porn.

    I also have DSL internet because I live under a rock.
  • turbostang7
    turbostang7 Posts: 1,352 Member
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    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    I watch porn

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    Same
  • thedcubed1
    thedcubed1 Posts: 7,209 Member
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    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    I confess that half the time I go into a thread like this I have to try very hard not to reply to posts in such a way that will get me thrown into MFP jail :)

    "Worth it!"
  • Bry_Fitness70
    Bry_Fitness70 Posts: 2,480 Member
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    So annoyed by listening to numerous people's fad/quick fix spring diets. If the diet works, it is simply because you have restricted your calories in some manner and ran a caloric deficit for a sustained period, not because you cut these 6 things out of your diet and magically lost weight.
  • thedcubed1
    thedcubed1 Posts: 7,209 Member
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    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    thedcubed1 wrote: »
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    I confess that half the time I go into a thread like this I have to try very hard not to reply to posts in such a way that will get me thrown into MFP jail :)

    "Worth it!"

    See I think it would be, but only once I've decided that I'm finished with this app. That's how I'll go out.

    I hear ya...it'd be like...

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  • thedcubed1
    thedcubed1 Posts: 7,209 Member
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    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    thedcubed1 wrote: »
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    I confess that half the time I go into a thread like this I have to try very hard not to reply to posts in such a way that will get me thrown into MFP jail :)

    "Worth it!"

    See I think it would be, but only once I've decided that I'm finished with this app. That's how I'll go out.

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    I confess I should've thought of this one... #youwin
  • thedcubed1
    thedcubed1 Posts: 7,209 Member
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    omgstfualready wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    I am also struggling today because I have a dinner party for a family birthday today. My father and his most recent wife have decided to join us. I am dreading the comments about my weight and body that they will have saved up for me.

    I have zero filter anymore (ran out of 'f's to give out and didn't replace them). I love to respond with super inappropriate questions. Like, oh I mean to ask how often do you have sex? or since it's your dad and wife you can ask her really great zingers if she wonders if she can compare to your dad's previous relationships. When you get the horrified look you can say with wide eyed innocence - since we were talking about my personal struggles I thought we'd be able to talk about your personal stuff too, is that not happening? Oh, sorry. I misunderstood.

    Or just stare back and say nothing, not a peep. I love me a good awkward silence. So cozy......

    Epic.
  • omgstfualready
    omgstfualready Posts: 63 Member
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    SoulRadiation wrote: »
    I don't like my cat.

    I didn't want to mention it but your cat isn't too thrilled with the situation either.
  • omgstfualready
    omgstfualready Posts: 63 Member
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    captbklee wrote: »
    This is going to make me sound terrible, but hasn't stopped me before.

    Sometimes when I see people on my friends list posting workouts claiming to have burned 1,000+ calories but I never see them lose any weight, what I'm thinking is "You're a no-good liar!" but what I write is "Awesome!"
    Totally judgmental.

    Listen, I'm fat AF and I get so shocked with the postings people have. Burned 800 calories cleaning the house. What? No. Just....no. My tiny walk (not even 2 miles) I take supposedly burns 250 calories. No way. I adjust it down to half that. And the 'I had a bad eating day so I'm not logging'. Ummm, listen snowflake, not logging doesn't change what you ate there, just log it and take responsibility for it!

    I confess I'm being judgmental......whoopsie.
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
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    *sigh*
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    abitoftrouble wrote: »
    I used to work at an S&M club as a cage dancer.

    *leans in closer*
    Go oooonnnnnnn

    well you know..i saw the profile picture...and just sighed.
  • omgstfualready
    omgstfualready Posts: 63 Member
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    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    omgstfualready wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    I am also struggling today because I have a dinner party for a family birthday today. My father and his most recent wife have decided to join us. I am dreading the comments about my weight and body that they will have saved up for me.

    I have zero filter anymore (ran out of 'f's to give out and didn't replace them). I love to respond with super inappropriate questions. Like, oh I mean to ask how often do you have sex? or since it's your dad and wife you can ask her really great zingers if she wonders if she can compare to your dad's previous relationships. When you get the horrified look you can say with wide eyed innocence - since we were talking about my personal struggles I thought we'd be able to talk about your personal stuff too, is that not happening? Oh, sorry. I misunderstood.

    Or just stare back and say nothing, not a peep. I love me a good awkward silence. So cozy......

    I think I like you.

    I don't think sharing DNA means being required to take *kitten* from them. If it came from a concerned place and the wording was messed up I'd be nicer....until I wasn't being heard...then well, if they are going to be like that at least earn it! Good luck today!!!!!!!!!
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
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    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    omgstfualready wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    omgstfualready wrote: »
    Kepplekakes wrote: »
    I am also struggling today because I have a dinner party for a family birthday today. My father and his most recent wife have decided to join us. I am dreading the comments about my weight and body that they will have saved up for me.

    I have zero filter anymore (ran out of 'f's to give out and didn't replace them). I love to respond with super inappropriate questions. Like, oh I mean to ask how often do you have sex? or since it's your dad and wife you can ask her really great zingers if she wonders if she can compare to your dad's previous relationships. When you get the horrified look you can say with wide eyed innocence - since we were talking about my personal struggles I thought we'd be able to talk about your personal stuff too, is that not happening? Oh, sorry. I misunderstood.

    Or just stare back and say nothing, not a peep. I love me a good awkward silence. So cozy......

    I think I like you.

    I don't think sharing DNA means being required to take *kitten* from them. If it came from a concerned place and the wording was messed up I'd be nicer....until I wasn't being heard...then well, if they are going to be like that at least earn it! Good luck today!!!!!!!!!

    I am the anomally in my family. Everyone is tall, blonde and overweight. Me.. I'm petite and ginger. I have been picked on my entire life. My father didn't even call me by my name until I was in my 20's. (He called me by my mother's name). To say I have daddy issues is an understatement.

    Just be you and F the rest of the world. jus sayin :)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    I watch porn

    I didn't think one simply "watched" porn.

    I actively watch porn.

    I hope you log it so that guy can say "AWESOME!"

    Pro note: Take off the wrist worn Fitbit or it will log steps guys.

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