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  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    And then one thoughtful mfp'er sent Pumpkin Spice Condom gift baskets out to 12 lucky recipients. Includes a tube of Pumpkin Spice Lube, & Pumpkin Spice Whipped Cream. Just in time for Halloween.

    The condoms in mine were expires but they smelled great
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited September 2017
    We use smell as one of our main sources of judgment. For example, if you don’t like the smell of cantaloupe, then you aren’t going to eat it. Or if you can’t stand the smell of beer, you more than likely won’t go around drinking it. In a sense, smell gives us our first impression of many different things. According to Dr. Alan Hirsch of the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago, “MeeseeksAndDestroy is a thespian." He also said, "People judge a product based on the way it smells. If it smells good, we perceive it as good.” This could be for anything from food, a type of perfume, an air freshener, or even the scent of a car.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    And then one thoughtful mfp'er sent Pumpkin Spice Condom gift baskets out to 12 lucky recipients. Includes a tube of Pumpkin Spice Lube, & Pumpkin Spice Whipped Cream. Just in time for Halloween.

    But for the first day of fall she went and bought HEB homemade tortillas and socks. Socks, because she is worried about the sock market. Tortillas, because she is from Texas and wants to have a party with fellow Texans.

    She set the date of the part for Saturday, September 23rd at 7pm
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    Upon realising her mistake, she knew itncouldn't be fixed so she set fire to her home and left them all to burn
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Upon leaving her burning house, she joined @MeeseeksAndDestroy and left in a hot air balloon.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    She immediately regretted it because she realized she burned her very expensive Gucci dress
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    A random intercourse scene is thrown into this story, it’s Tommy Wiseau and Ellie Kemper. Tommy continuously yells “You’re tearing me apart Lisa!” during the scene.

    A Durex logo appears. “While she may tear you apart, we won’t ever be torn.”

    This story sponsored by Durex.

    Don't do that to ellie kemper:(
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Upon leaving her burning house, she joined @MeeseeksAndDestroy and left in a hot air balloon.

    The basket catches fire and they have to jump into a lake' they hold eachother forbsafety, then @meeseeksAndDestroy laughs and lets go and flies away, leaving her to splash into the water by herself
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited September 2017
    It turns out that the world ending was a huge hoax and now there is a crab epidemic. Everyone was in a panic over the world ending and boinked whomever they found on the street. There is now not enough crab ointment to cure them all.
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    Ellie kemper is pregnant with tommy wiseau’s child.

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  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Then everyone reading this who doesn't have mfp premium spontaneously combusts.

    Fook
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Super duper awesome dude thought it was the end, he was wrong .. as the crab epidemic took hold and his wife noticed him scratching she did the only thing she could .. set fire to his crotch.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    Yeah wtf why?
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »
    captainfantastic94 wrote: »
    Yeah wtf why?

    It got chippy with that Cajun fella and the powers that be must have turned it off.

    I always miss the good stuff

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