To the MFP Grinches and Bahumbug Positivity Downers.....

NewlifeinNW

A pair of ear buds with one misshapen plug that refuses to stay in their ear

NewlifeinNW

A coffee mug that is 1/25 of an inch too large in diameter to fit in the cup holder, but it's close enough that you have to check again each time, just in case

Versicolour

The most cheery and bouncy Christmas ditty stuck in your head on repeat for the rest of the year

81Katz

A long road trip with no rest stop for the next 250 miles.

NewlifeinNW

A long legged kid with the jimmy legs who just ate leftover pixie sticks from halloween to sit behind them at every movie. At the end of the movie they could describe in minute detail the shape of said kids foot from it being in their *kitten* for two hours.

123liveoak

A bag of skittles yellow and orange

123liveoak

TeacupsAndToning wrote: »

jkou77 wrote: »

A bag of skittles yellow and orange

Oh I like those ones, can this one be for me?

Haha yesszz but even better I'll bring you the new orange bag of skittles lots of orange and yellow...now I need a new gift idea...

123liveoak

I give my loads of laundry...enjoy stinky teenage boy odors

SneakyVee

My selfie

123liveoak

TeacupsAndToning wrote: »

jkou77 wrote: »

TeacupsAndToning wrote: »

jkou77 wrote: »

A bag of skittles yellow and orange

Oh I like those ones, can this one be for me?

Haha yesszz but even better I'll bring you the new orange bag of skittles lots of orange and yellow...now I need a new gift idea...

How about a bag of skittles with your least fave colours but also candies that look just like skittles but they aren't so the person is unpleasantly surprised

Well that's just the jelly belly game..and you just ate the booger jelly bean

NewlifeinNW

They should have tinnitus but it should sound like the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber

SneakyVee

beingmore1 wrote: »

Socks in which the line NEVER lines up right over your toes.

Socks that are always wet.