Vegan Keto Cauliflower "Ice Cream"

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Some_Watery_Tart
Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
edited January 2015 in Recipes
Yes, it's really a thing: Vanilla Blueberry Cauliflower Ice Cream

Ingredients:
-Whole cauliflower
-Stevia drops
-1 TB coconut oil (or ghee if you're not vegan)
-Lemon
-150g Blueberries
-Double Shot of coconut, quinoa, or almond milk (or milk sub of your choice)
-Vanilla pod
-Pinch of Himalayan salt

Boil the cauliflower until it's super soft. Drain off liquid. Add ghee and scraped vanilla bean seeds. Squeeze juice of half a lemon. Grate in some zest for added flavor. Blend in food processor/blender. During blending, add in enough milk to give it a velvety smooth texture. Add 3-7 drops of stevia based on taste. Add salt. Blend again. Place in container and refrigerate taking it out every couple of hours and blending it again for super smooth texture. Alternatively, let it cool and place in ice cream machine.

***I've taken some liberties with the directions to make them a little more clear and remove some errors.***

Recipe Credit: The "DirtyFilthyHealthy" blog. And thank you to my awesome friend Travis for making me aware that this is actually a thing.

Original blog post:
https://dirtyfilthyhealthy.wordpress.com/2014/09/20/i-scream-ice-cream-made-of-cauliflower-say-whaaaattt/

Edited to reduce the offensiveness of this recipe.
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  • killerqueen21
    killerqueen21 Posts: 157 Member
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    ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol you are so wrong for all of this
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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  • AliceDark
    AliceDark Posts: 3,886 Member
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    Ghee is clarified butter. It's not vegan. Maybe you could sub that out for coconut oil or something to make it fully vegan.
  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
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    Vegan with ghee. Is this a joke? Why would you try to get vegans to eat animal products? That's really messed up. Back in the day you could trust this website and people were here to help each other.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    edited January 2015
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  • the_arghbowl
    the_arghbowl Posts: 63 Member
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  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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    I'm so disturbed.
  • redpandora56
    redpandora56 Posts: 289 Member
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    that does not sound even remotely appetizing - i've heard of blending frozen bananas to make 'ice cream' but i'm struggling to imagine cauliflower in a sweet dish of any description.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
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  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    MMMMMMMMM.....

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  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
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  • SuggaD
    SuggaD Posts: 1,369 Member
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    does not sound tasty at all
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,353 Member
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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    DavPul wrote: »
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    ha, that gif expresses my sentiments exactly!
  • mistere627
    mistere627 Posts: 35 Member
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    Burt_Huttz wrote: »
    Vegan with ghee. Is this a joke? Why would you try to get vegans to eat animal products?

    Bringing them back to the dark side?

  • kaseyr1505
    kaseyr1505 Posts: 624 Member
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    Uh, this isn't vegan. As it's been said, ghee is clarified butter, which is made from dairy.

    And I'm pretty sure a damp sponge is better tasting.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    Stop talking
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  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    AliceDark wrote: »
    Ghee is clarified butter. It's not vegan. Maybe you could sub that out for coconut oil or something to make it fully vegan.
    I'm guessing the vegans around here already know about and use the vegan alternatives, as I do when I prepare food for my vegan brother. But you certainly have my apologies if I've offended. I'll edit the OP so no one accidentally consumes animals.
  • Travis_2
    Travis_2 Posts: 1,445 Member
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    Just replace with one cup of regret.

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