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  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
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    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


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    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?
  • icanplay3
    icanplay3 Posts: 173 Member
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    I haven't had sex since Feb 2014 :D
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
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    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
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    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:

    Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    Its been made...it was a flop....a real stinker :D
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:

    Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?

    I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!


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    :love: :joy:

  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    Its been made...it was a flop....a real stinker :D

    haha! love what you did there! :joy:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    icanplay3 wrote: »
    I haven't had sex since Feb 2014 :D

    This doesn't make any sense to me.

  • siobhanmarie440
    siobhanmarie440 Posts: 149 Member
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    I like the skin on custard.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:

    Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?

    I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!


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    :love: :joy:

    i confess ......to imagining myself underneath
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
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    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:

    Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?

    I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!


    utm47pg53j8w.gif




    :love: :joy:

    Only if there is a fart sex scene.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    :joy: well I think he sleeps naked? ( well I imagine he does! ) so if he jumps up in surprise covers fall down :joy:
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    I confess I'm thinking way to much into this fart movie :joy:
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
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    :joy: well I think he sleeps naked? ( well I imagine he does! ) so if he jumps up in surprise covers fall down :joy:

    can he have sex with his own fart?
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
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    do you think he's a grower or a shower...lolz. only one way to find out ;)
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    :joy: well I think he sleeps naked? ( well I imagine he does! ) so if he jumps up in surprise covers fall down :joy:

    can he have sex with his own fart?

    haha! ok we will have to find a leading lady..... you up for it!? lol