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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


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    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:

    Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?

    I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!


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    :love: :joy:

    i confess ......to imagining myself underneath

    I confess I agree with her completely!
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
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    :joy: well I think he sleeps naked? ( well I imagine he does! ) so if he jumps up in surprise covers fall down :joy:

    can he have sex with his own fart?

    haha! ok we will have to find a leading lady..... you up for it!? lol

    if I can have sex with him, sure! :) do I have to have sex with his fart too? lol
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    :joy: well I think he sleeps naked? ( well I imagine he does! ) so if he jumps up in surprise covers fall down :joy:

    can he have sex with his own fart?

    haha! ok we will have to find a leading lady..... you up for it!? lol

    if I can have sex with him, sure! :) do I have to have sex with his fart too? lol

    :joy: I dread to think what will happen if his fart goes in there :scream:
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
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    :joy: well I think he sleeps naked? ( well I imagine he does! ) so if he jumps up in surprise covers fall down :joy:

    can he have sex with his own fart?

    haha! ok we will have to find a leading lady..... you up for it!? lol

    if I can have sex with him, sure! :) do I have to have sex with his fart too? lol

    :joy: I dread to think what will happen if his fart goes in there :scream:

    FARTQUAKE!!!!! haha
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    I reinstalled SnapChat and found a bunch of pics people sent that I never check. I confess, I feel bad for waiting so long.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I confess to ............geez I don't think there's enough room to type it... >:)
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
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    Chaelaz wrote: »
    I reinstalled SnapChat and found a bunch of pics people sent that I never check. I confess, I feel bad for waiting so long.

    were there any nudes?
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    :joy: well I think he sleeps naked? ( well I imagine he does! ) so if he jumps up in surprise covers fall down :joy:

    can he have sex with his own fart?

    haha! ok we will have to find a leading lady..... you up for it!? lol

    if I can have sex with him, sure! :) do I have to have sex with his fart too? lol

    :joy: I dread to think what will happen if his fart goes in there :scream:

    FARTQUAKE!!!!! haha

    lmfao!! :joy:
  • SugarBabyGirl
    SugarBabyGirl Posts: 7,026 Member
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    I met a woman on vacation. She was nice, her hub and kid and my hub and I all hung out together for a couple of days... we exchanged contact info and now she messages me every day - several times and she wants to send me presents from her home town. It's getting a little weird.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited June 2015
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    I confess, I'm afraid to install Kik again. That thing is pure evil.
    Sook...man up :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:

    Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?

    I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!


    utm47pg53j8w.gif




    :love: :joy:
    I could watch this all day
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:

    Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?

    I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!


    utm47pg53j8w.gif




    :love: :joy:
    I could watch this all day

    I love the way his lower back curves, and his shoulders just look wow... and obviously the move he's doing! ;p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:

    Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?

    I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!


    utm47pg53j8w.gif




    :love: :joy:
    I could watch this all day

    I love the way his lower back curves, and his shoulders just look wow... and obviously the move he's doing! ;p


    Yes agreed...all my lady parts appreciate this gif this morning >:)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Chaelaz wrote: »
    I reinstalled SnapChat and found a bunch of pics people sent that I never check. I confess, I feel bad for waiting so long.

    were there any nudes?

    Why is that of consequence?

  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    I confess I laughed way too much at this picture :joy:
    reminds me of the time one of my exs did that... and he actually screamed! scared the living crap out of me ( the scream not the fart! ) lmfao :joy:


    68z42l6mh74p.jpg

    Hahahhaahahaha. So he's afraid of his own farts?

    I've never heard anyone scream like that before! it was almost like a horror movie scream! must have been in a deep sleep... least it stopped his snoring :joy:

    Lol that's really funny. It could be a horror movie. "The loud AND deadly fart"

    haha! the trailer for it would be awesome.... "it sneaks up on you when you least expect it..... you mustn't close your eyes... for it... will.. come... and it may kill you... your bed will never be safe again! THE LOUD AND DEADLY FART.... at cinemas near you.. july 1st 2015" in a mans deep sexy voice :joy:

    Well let's get this movie made already!! Who will have the part of the farting man?

    I would say Channing Tatum..... only because we so have to see this again!


    utm47pg53j8w.gif




    :love: :joy:
    I could watch this all day

    I love the way his lower back curves, and his shoulders just look wow... and obviously the move he's doing! ;p


    Yes agreed...all my lady parts appreciate this gif this morning >:)

    :joy: have a great day! no doubt it is a picture you will think about at all the most awkward situations in the day.. like when you are having a conversation over tea etc... and the image is just there.. once it has been seen there is no unseeing it! :naughty:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    I reinstalled SnapChat and found a bunch of pics people sent that I never check. I confess, I feel bad for waiting so long.

    were there any nudes?

    Why is that of consequence?

    enquiring minds want to know ;)

  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
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    I met a woman on vacation. She was nice, her hub and kid and my hub and I all hung out together for a couple of days... we exchanged contact info and now she messages me every day - several times and she wants to send me presents from her home town. It's getting a little weird.

    I think she might have a little crush on you...
    I confess, I'm afraid to install Kik again. That thing is pure evil.

    But you blocked me? I don't think it can be that bad when I'm blocked...
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    I reinstalled SnapChat and found a bunch of pics people sent that I never check. I confess, I feel bad for waiting so long.

    were there any nudes?

    Why is that of consequence?

    enquiring minds want to know ;)

    Hmmmm....

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I confess ..@BigEdge...will be missed :'(