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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Okay, but now everyone is so nice that nothing actually gets done.
    I wish my glucometer would actually work and reflect how I feel instead of always reading high when I'm actually low.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited September 2017
    Granted, but now when it reads High, it means you are Actually "High" as in Stoned, loaded, half baked :lol:

    I wish I had another chance with he whom I Love
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    Granted. But it would end in exactly the same way

    I wish I wouldn't have to work those insane night shifts
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited September 2017
    :'(

    Granted, but your day shift literally drives you insane!

    I wish I hadn't eaten all those chicken Nachos
  • SquishyFairy
    SquishyFairy Posts: 119 Member
    Granted, chicken nachos have been erased from your universe forever.

    I wish I didn't have a headache.
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    Granted but all alcohol disappears

    I wish I was on a tropical vacation
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but here comes Hurricane Trump

    I wish I lived in a Loft Apartment downtown



  • SquishyFairy
    SquishyFairy Posts: 119 Member
    Granted, but you live with five other people who all smell bad and have loud sex at all hours.

    I wish to sleep in.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is that a bad thing? :tongue:

    JUST KIDDING!!! Of course it is!

    Granted but it's your wedding day and the Groom thinks you've left him at the Alter so he runs off to spend your Honeymoon in Europe with your Maid of Honour
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    Hey, don't forget to wish for something we can grant you!

    I wish I had more shoes, and some really good ones
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but you didn't realize that Fab here is the MFP Shoe Queen (Ask anybody) and you invite her over to house sit for you... and you come home to a closet filled with empty shoe boxes! :tongue:

    I wish that they would come up with a red lipstick that Actually stays on after eating, drinking and kissing! Darned false advertizing!!!
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    ...
    I wish that they would come up with a red lipstick that Actually stays on after eating, drinking and kissing! Darned false advertizing!!!
    Granted, but it get brighter and brighter as time goes on and can never be removed.

    I wish that famine was eliminated worldwide.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    God know's that I wish I could grant that wish and would never ruin it!
    So let's Grant it and leave it be! :)

    I wish I could pig out for a day and have no consequences
  • unfilterednate
    unfilterednate Posts: 905 Member
    Granted but now people no longer value food because they do not know hunger.

    I wish to have two doctorates.. one in philosophy, the other in neurology.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    ...I wish I could pig out for a day and have no consequences
    Granted...
    I was going to say "...because you're now a pig" but that's too easy.

    So-oooo... your appetite is now insatiable leading you to insomnia, bankruptcy, and doing unsavory things to pay for food.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited September 2017
    What kind of unsavory things? :huh: lol :lol:
    unfilterednate wrote: »
    Granted but now people no longer value food because they do not know hunger.

    I wish to have two doctorates.. one in philosophy, the other in neurology.

    Granted! Too bad they are of no use since you thought you were smart enough to perform your own brain surgery and botched it!

    I wish I had a photographic memory
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    unfilterednate wrote: »
    ...I wish to have two doctorates.. one in philosophy, the other in neurology.
    Granted, but now you're essentially useless because you overthink EVERYTHING... including mundane things like breathing and living.

    I wish that I had a magic bag that I could pull a fistful of cash out whenever I wanted.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    ...I wish I had a photographic memory
    Granted, but it also means that you have an earworm (infectious song) for the rest of your life.

    I wish that hurricanes never hit inhabited areas.
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    Granted. And for once, no reason to ruin it

    I wish I didn't feel like apologizing when I have different opinions than others
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted , but it's because you have Money that they Love you and they have you knocked off!

    I wish I had a Sugar Daddy ;)

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