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I grant then ruin someone's wish...
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coolraul07 wrote: »
Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.
Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.
Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.
Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.
Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.
Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.
Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.
Granted. But your short term memory is completely non-existent.
I wish someone would remind him of what he forgot already.0 -
Granted: you remind him & all of us what we have forgotten. It's why we seek distraction. (I'm not going to tell you either). Keep searching for the answers yourself, lazy brain.
Wish: our brains were fully functioning in the dish for up to 50 yards.0 -
Granted, your brains full function. Your bowels however ... Utter chaos.
I'd elaborate, but I think you get the picture.
I wish I didn't get the picture.0 -
Granted, there are no longer any pictures for you, using your imagination will have to suffice. Keep it clean Jay.
I wish I could see better without my glasses.
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Granted, but you can no longer close your eyes.
I wish I could sleep through the night.0 -
Granted...you sleep through the night and day...you never wake up
I wish had magic powers0 -
Granted your magic powers are to make litterbugs clean up after themselves and take one inch off anyone's hip measurement when asked.
I wish I had cake.0 -
Granted your magic powers are to make litterbugs clean up after themselves and take one inch off anyone's hip measurement when asked.
I wish I had cake.
Granted you have TONS of Yellowcake (Urania) and you've been using it to sweeten your coffee. The resulting radiation poisoning has given you extreme superpowers but at drastic half life costs. Every time you use one of your powers, your lifespan is cut in half. One night your powers manifested as an intense fireball that razed your neighborhood. You now have thirteen minutes left to live. Want some ice cream with your cake?
I wish there was no place for intolerance in this world.0 -
Granted! Now we all have to tolerate the freaken rude Arseholes who treat others with disdain, hate and snobbery! Good Job Jay!!!
I wish everyone in this world was kind and showed Love & Respect for all of God's Children!0 -
Granted...but you wake to find it was all a dream.....
I wish chocolate had no calories0 -
Granted, chocolate has no calories, but now it is only available at the top of the tallest mountain on each continent. Happy climbing!
I wish for a brick of $20's and a hot date.0 -
Granted...that bag of dates has been in the oven an hour...they are hot ...shame the brick of 20s was in there too...its burnt..
I wish for waerm weather..0 -
Granted: trying to figure out what waerm weather is, and couldn't, I grant you a warm & overheated WAE (wide area Ethernet) (WAN) which crashes MFP for weeks. People from the addicted thread hunt you down. They want blood. Take cover.
Wish: the flying saucer had not landed in her yard0 -
Granted, it landed in your yard. They are coming to take you away ha ha he he to the funny farm.
Yes, the addicted hunt you down. . .
I wish spring came today!!!!!0 -
Granted, Spring came! Unfortunately, because Spring came in public, the Seasonal Police arrested Spring for lewd acts in public, indecency, and vandalism of a national landmark. Spring was taken away and sentenced to 6 weeks community service in Siberia where they experience a sudden and welcome heat wave. We however get 6 more weeks of Winter. Groundhog wins. You lose. Again.
I wish I could finish a complete thou...0 -
Granted: you complete your one thought, which is apparently to bow down before the multitudes of MFP & do its bidding (according to your new pic). There are many people here to answer to, so get moving. Start with me: refill my water bottle.
Wish: Jay would jump faster to fill our demands.0 -
Granted, I jump so fast to fulfill demands that I confuse and jumble up requests with disastrous consequences. Blue asked me to empty the chamber pots at the same time you asked me to refill your water bottle. Guess where I emptied out the pots by accident. Bottoms up!
I wish she brought a toothbrush with her.0 -
Granted..but then she had a gum infection
I wish I had the superpower of incredible speed0 -
Granted, Cindy brought your toothbrush. She will use it to clean the water bottle. Then surreptitiously replace it in your bathroom. Be careful what you wish for Jay.
I wish to have a peaceful evening, free of these surreptitious thoughts.0 -
Pre-empted, I will have to learn to type faster.
@asmitachaugule - Granted, you have incredible speed. But every one else lives at normal speed, so communications are impossible. We see you as a slight blur in the corner of our eyes.
I wish to have a peaceful evening, free of these surreptitious thoughts.0
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