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  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Their panties never fit... I don't even think they belong to them
  • Essenzook
    Essenzook Posts: 4,052 Member
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    She only wore granny panties with the days of the week stitched on them.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Didn't like how my granny panties smothered them in their sleep and left the days of the week on their face
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    Although we physically shared the same bed, we lacked the mentality of it all...
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    They liked to get deep into the emotional talk... I'd rather eat pizza
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    We had different interpretations of the word pizza...and eat...
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
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    Had different interpretation of the word PIZZA!!!!! WTF?????
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    We had the same interpretation of the word pizza but our devouring techniques were too different
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    She would always pull the football away from me just as I was about to kick it...
    #AAUGH
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He has weird terms for alone time and gets mad if I try to help out! :lol:
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
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    She was too helpful! Wanted to help everyone with their alone times
  • BlueButterfly94
    BlueButterfly94 Posts: 303 Member
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    She kept a photo of each ex in a creepy album!
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
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    Didn't like my butterfly collection
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I woke up one morning with Blue hair! :dizzy:
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
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    because I liked her blue hair!
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
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    My longboard was too short.
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    He was too short for me
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
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    she wasn't that good in the sack

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