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  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    I didn't know what that thing was in her picture, so she hit me with it.
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,473Member Member Posts: 1,473Member Member
    He said I wasn’t his type, but he never really told me what that meant.
    edited May 10
  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Posts: 3,145Member Member Posts: 3,145Member Member
    Her heart was elsewhere. Haha we’re still friends though
  • THS2HASPASSEDTHS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055Member Member Posts: 1,055Member Member
    I called her "lunch"
  • epr31295epr31295 Posts: 6,050Member Member Posts: 6,050Member Member
    I got to retirement age and she still had to work another 30 years so I left her too travel
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 226,512Member Member Posts: 226,512Member Member
    He left one day and never returned.
  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    She hit me with her van
  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Posts: 3,145Member Member Posts: 3,145Member Member
    He was hit by his ex’s van... figured there was still something going on there
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 226,512Member Member Posts: 226,512Member Member
    Found out he had a girl on the side. :/
  • epr31295epr31295 Posts: 6,050Member Member Posts: 6,050Member Member
    My legs healed after she had taken a sledgehammer to them! Once i could walk I ran.

    Ok maybe I have watched Misery one to many times!
  • ekim2016ekim2016 Posts: 1,182Member Member Posts: 1,182Member Member
    she didn't like GOT
  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Posts: 3,145Member Member Posts: 3,145Member Member
    I didn’t like GOT either.
  • OGingerBeardManOGingerBeardMan Posts: 156Member Member Posts: 156Member Member
    She kept setting me up on blind dates with somebody I was obviously already seeing.
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 15,073Member Member Posts: 15,073Member Member
    He was already seeing someone else! It was obvious!
  • Hydr8Cafn8Medic8Hydr8Cafn8Medic8 Posts: 472Member Member Posts: 472Member Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.
  • OGingerBeardManOGingerBeardMan Posts: 156Member Member Posts: 156Member Member
    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.
    edited May 10
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 15,073Member Member Posts: 15,073Member Member
    Hydr8Cafn8Medic8 wrote: »
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.

    He made slurping noises every time he sipped his coffee ☕️

    OnFireWithin wrote: »
    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.

    He kept calling me Katrina
  • epr31295epr31295 Posts: 6,050Member Member Posts: 6,050Member Member
    She said I was just a bounceback BoyToy and now that she has bounced back she is leaving me! :-(
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