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We broke up because...

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  • AliNouveauAliNouveau Posts: 33,220Member Member Posts: 33,220Member Member
    he had a bizarre duck fetish.
  • THS2HASPASSEDTHS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,018Member Member Posts: 1,018Member Member
    we didn't share the same fetishes
  • AliNouveauAliNouveau Posts: 33,220Member Member Posts: 33,220Member Member
    he mocked the very life blood coursing through my veins....the syrup of maples
  • AliNouveauAliNouveau Posts: 33,220Member Member Posts: 33,220Member Member
    ME???? he wouldn't let me talk to him in public so that the ladies wouldn't know we were together.
    wait maybe that was for another reason
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 171,821Member Member Posts: 171,821Member Member
    She never really talked much
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    He was in love with Theresa. He finally admitted I was his back up plan. We are still friends.
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 12,686Member Member Posts: 12,686Member Member
    I was too dense to realize I was part of a love triangle
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 14,314Member Member Posts: 14,314Member Member
    Never together.. plus doubt I'm her type.
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    He would not join the love triangle.
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 14,314Member Member Posts: 14,314Member Member
    She didn't realize it's not love triangle more of love octagon.. 🤣
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    He was too smart for me.... using words like octagon in everyday sentences.
  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    I didn't know what that thing was in her picture, so she hit me with it.
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    He said I wasn’t his type, but he never really told me what that meant.
    edited May 10
  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Posts: 2,705Member Member Posts: 2,705Member Member
    Her heart was elsewhere. Haha we’re still friends though
  • THS2HASPASSEDTHS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,018Member Member Posts: 1,018Member Member
    I called her "lunch"
  • epr31295epr31295 Posts: 5,583Member Member Posts: 5,583Member Member
    I got to retirement age and she still had to work another 30 years so I left her too travel
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