We broke up because...

jedoubleday · July 23, 2019 12:04PM

Her hot to my not ratio was way off

and she didn't answer my friend request.. or did she lol

AliNouveau · July 25, 2019 7:27PM

he was too into sparkly things

epr31295 · July 25, 2019 7:51PM

She was old enough to be my mother!

kam26001 · July 25, 2019 8:08PM

I caught him spanking my hamster. You had no right!

PaperDoll_ · July 25, 2019 10:56PM

He kept insisting I kiss his hamster's behind to make it better.

slimgirljo15 · July 25, 2019 10:58PM

I caught her kissing hamster butt

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 25, 2019 11:00PM

I couldn't figure out her fascination with Hamsters

Tigg_er · July 26, 2019 4:45AM

She never petted my Hamster

Masyn88 · July 26, 2019 2:03PM

He refused to accept that I referred to a joint of pork as a ham-ster. I like to have fun with words AND food - why can't you just live with that?!?!

liftorgohome · July 26, 2019 2:08PM

She didn't like that I was a pig farmer.

Masyn88 · July 26, 2019 2:10PM

He didn't like that I named all his pigs after the people on "The Office"

liftorgohome · July 26, 2019 2:15PM

She was always pigging out when it was taco Tuesday. She didn't leave any taco's for me.

chrysalis910 · July 26, 2019 2:16PM

he had an irrational aversion to flatulence.

Masyn88 · July 26, 2019 2:17PM

She would only sit on blankets - at the park, in the car, job interviews.... It became obsessive

liftorgohome · July 26, 2019 2:18PM

She always fated in her sleep.

Masyn88 · July 26, 2019 7:21PM

He always cuddled a plush horse in his sleep; he called it his "night mare"

AliNouveau · July 26, 2019 10:25PM

She had night terrors about a horse, of course

Hayleylynn86 · July 31, 2019 7:35AM

I realized I was dating a woman 🤪

calno8294 · July 31, 2019 4:28PM

I wasn’t her type.

epr31295 · July 31, 2019 4:50PM

She found out I was her teacher in Middle school!

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