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  • skahtboiskahtboi Member Posts: 7,661 Member Member Posts: 7,661 Member
    I didn't know what that thing was in her picture, so she hit me with it.
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Member Posts: 1,473 Member Member Posts: 1,473 Member
    He said I wasn’t his type, but he never really told me what that meant.
    edited May 2019
  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Member Posts: 3,577 Member Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    Her heart was elsewhere. Haha we’re still friends though
  • THS2HASPASSEDTHS2HASPASSED Member Posts: 1,055 Member Member Posts: 1,055 Member
    I called her "lunch"
  • epr31295epr31295 Member Posts: 6,080 Member Member Posts: 6,080 Member
    I got to retirement age and she still had to work another 30 years so I left her too travel
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 237,792 Member Member Posts: 237,792 Member
    He left one day and never returned.
  • skahtboiskahtboi Member Posts: 7,661 Member Member Posts: 7,661 Member
    She hit me with her van
  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Member Posts: 3,577 Member Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    He was hit by his ex’s van... figured there was still something going on there
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 237,792 Member Member Posts: 237,792 Member
    Found out he had a girl on the side. :/
  • epr31295epr31295 Member Posts: 6,080 Member Member Posts: 6,080 Member
    My legs healed after she had taken a sledgehammer to them! Once i could walk I ran.

    Ok maybe I have watched Misery one to many times!
  • ekim2016ekim2016 Member Posts: 1,199 Member Member Posts: 1,199 Member
    she didn't like GOT
  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Member Posts: 3,577 Member Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    I didn’t like GOT either.
  • OGingerBeardManOGingerBeardMan Member Posts: 156 Member Member Posts: 156 Member
    She kept setting me up on blind dates with somebody I was obviously already seeing.
  • theresa120theresa120 Member Posts: 17,906 Member Member Posts: 17,906 Member
    He was already seeing someone else! It was obvious!
  • Hydr8Cafn8Medic8Hydr8Cafn8Medic8 Member Posts: 472 Member Member Posts: 472 Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.
  • OGingerBeardManOGingerBeardMan Member Posts: 156 Member Member Posts: 156 Member
    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.
    edited May 2019
  • theresa120theresa120 Member Posts: 17,906 Member Member Posts: 17,906 Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.

    He made slurping noises every time he sipped his coffee ☕️

    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.

    He kept calling me Katrina
  • epr31295epr31295 Member Posts: 6,080 Member Member Posts: 6,080 Member
    She said I was just a bounceback BoyToy and now that she has bounced back she is leaving me! :-(
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