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  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,473Member Member Posts: 1,473Member Member
    He kept accusing me of not accepting his friend request.
  • epr31295epr31295 Posts: 6,050Member Member Posts: 6,050Member Member
    While I was waiting for a answer she fell in love with another
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 172,880Member Member Posts: 172,880Member Member
    Our Mama wouldn't approve :lol:
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,473Member Member Posts: 1,473Member Member
    She really is fabulous and fantastic- I could not keep up!
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 226,686Member Member Posts: 226,686Member Member
    She only had eyes for her fabulous ex
  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    She was worried about other people's eyes all of the time
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,473Member Member Posts: 1,473Member Member
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,436Member Member Posts: 3,436Member Member
    She left me chained to a telephone pole downtown, and that's really where I draw the line
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,473Member Member Posts: 1,473Member Member
    He lied and said that I left him chained to a telephone pole downtown.
    It was a power line.
  • THS2HASPASSEDTHS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055Member Member Posts: 1,055Member Member
    I couldn't put her through the *kitten* I am so I let her go free.... :'(
    edited May 15
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,473Member Member Posts: 1,473Member Member
    I love kittens! Please take me back!
  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 226,686Member Member Posts: 226,686Member Member
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.

    You have quite the imagination :laugh:

    He pined for KAD, so he was let go so he could win her back
    edited May 15
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 16,948Member Member Posts: 16,948Member Member
    Didn't.. mornin sweety.. 🤗😚
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 15,109Member Member Posts: 15,109Member Member
    When given a choice, he picked the dogs over me. Can’t really blame the guy 🐶
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 16,948Member Member Posts: 16,948Member Member
    Her heart belongs to some guy.. dw.. something like that..
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 226,686Member Member Posts: 226,686Member Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Didn't.. mornin sweety.. 🤗😚

    We sure didn't 🤗 morning honey buns :*
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,473Member Member Posts: 1,473Member Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back

    I didn’t know! It took you 17 years.

    Jo and I broke up as we all know she only wants Neil. We are still friends though and co-parent a cat named Mittens. It’s my weekend hun.
  • Tigg_erTigg_er Posts: 16,435Member Member Posts: 16,435Member Member
    She was always obsessed with Mittens
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,473Member Member Posts: 1,473Member Member
    Tigg and I broke up because I demanded that she/he sit in the back of the car on trips. Mittens really liked the front passenger seat.
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