We broke up because...

TheMrWobbly · July 31, 2019 5:27PM

It turned out they were my teacher!

slimgirljo15 · July 31, 2019 9:23PM

He wouldn't wear the outfits I bought him.. geezus they're just see thru chaps

calno8294 · August 1, 2019 12:10AM

She was buying everyone see through chaps!

mattig89ch · August 1, 2019 12:34AM

She wouldn't wear them for me

TheMrWobbly · August 1, 2019 8:24AM

She saw right through me

slimgirljo15 · August 1, 2019 8:38AM

He was transparent in everything.. no mystery..

slimgirljo15 · August 1, 2019 8:56AM

Gustaaf85 wrote: »

Wait...What? When did we broke up?

Nooo, we didn't

calno8294 · August 1, 2019 12:45PM

Because he’s been seeing someone else!

liftorgohome · August 1, 2019 1:40PM

She was too high maintenance, always wanting to super size her meals.

mattig89ch · August 1, 2019 3:02PM

He spent more time at the gym, then with me.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ · August 1, 2019 3:27PM

He was all doe eyed over some guy at the gym.

glovepuppet · August 1, 2019 3:29PM

He wanted to take me to see mamma Mia. Because "women like mamma Mia!"

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ · August 1, 2019 3:34PM

She thought I was a guy.

daniellam01 · August 1, 2019 4:10PM

She beat me lol. But I still like her.

mattig89ch · August 1, 2019 6:24PM

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »

He was all doe eyed over some guy at the gym.

I have love enough for two.

(btw, very impressive stomach)

calno8294 · August 1, 2019 7:50PM

You couldn’t handle my crazy.

liftorgohome · August 1, 2019 7:51PM

She caught me with her sister and wouldn't join in.

calno8294 · August 1, 2019 9:27PM

Wouldn’t understand that I’m game just not with my sister.

JustaJoe00 · August 1, 2019 9:38PM

she's grumpy, i'm not.

bellacelina2 · August 1, 2019 9:58PM

he didnt like my cats ;-;

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