We broke up because...

liftorgohome · July 26, 2019 2:08PM

She didn't like that I was a pig farmer.

Masyn88 · July 26, 2019 2:10PM

He didn't like that I named all his pigs after the people on "The Office"

liftorgohome · July 26, 2019 2:15PM

She was always pigging out when it was taco Tuesday. She didn't leave any taco's for me.

chrysalis910 · July 26, 2019 2:16PM

he had an irrational aversion to flatulence.

Masyn88 · July 26, 2019 2:17PM

She would only sit on blankets - at the park, in the car, job interviews.... It became obsessive

liftorgohome · July 26, 2019 2:18PM

She always fated in her sleep.

Masyn88 · July 26, 2019 7:21PM

He always cuddled a plush horse in his sleep; he called it his "night mare"

AliNouveau · July 26, 2019 10:25PM

She had night terrors about a horse, of course

Hayleylynn86 · July 31, 2019 7:35AM

I realized I was dating a woman 🤪

calno8294 · July 31, 2019 4:28PM

I wasn’t her type.

epr31295 · July 31, 2019 4:50PM

She found out I was her teacher in Middle school!

TheMrWobbly · July 31, 2019 5:27PM

It turned out they were my teacher!

slimgirljo15 · July 31, 2019 9:23PM

He wouldn't wear the outfits I bought him.. geezus they're just see thru chaps

calno8294 · August 1, 2019 12:10AM

She was buying everyone see through chaps!

mattig89ch · August 1, 2019 12:34AM

She wouldn't wear them for me

TheMrWobbly · August 1, 2019 8:24AM

She saw right through me

slimgirljo15 · August 1, 2019 8:38AM

He was transparent in everything.. no mystery..

slimgirljo15 · August 1, 2019 8:56AM

Gustaaf85 wrote: »

Wait...What? When did we broke up?

Nooo, we didn't

calno8294 · August 1, 2019 12:45PM

Because he’s been seeing someone else!

liftorgohome · August 1, 2019 1:40PM

She was too high maintenance, always wanting to super size her meals.

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