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  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,492Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,492Member, Premium Member
    He left one day and never returned.
  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    She hit me with her van
  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Posts: 2,673Member Member Posts: 2,673Member Member
    He was hit by his ex’s van... figured there was still something going on there
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,492Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,492Member, Premium Member
    Found out he had a girl on the side. :/
  • epr31295epr31295 Posts: 5,583Member Member Posts: 5,583Member Member
    My legs healed after she had taken a sledgehammer to them! Once i could walk I ran.

    Ok maybe I have watched Misery one to many times!
  • ekim2016ekim2016 Posts: 1,180Member Member Posts: 1,180Member Member
    she didn't like GOT
  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Posts: 2,673Member Member Posts: 2,673Member Member
    I didn’t like GOT either.
  • OGingerBeardManOGingerBeardMan Posts: 156Member Member Posts: 156Member Member
    She kept setting me up on blind dates with somebody I was obviously already seeing.
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 12,530Member Member Posts: 12,530Member Member
    He was already seeing someone else! It was obvious!
  • Hydr8Cafn8Medic8Hydr8Cafn8Medic8 Posts: 472Member Member Posts: 472Member Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.
  • OGingerBeardManOGingerBeardMan Posts: 156Member Member Posts: 156Member Member
    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.
    edited May 10
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 12,530Member Member Posts: 12,530Member Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.

    He made slurping noises every time he sipped his coffee ☕️

    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.

    He kept calling me Katrina
  • epr31295epr31295 Posts: 5,583Member Member Posts: 5,583Member Member
    She said I was just a bounceback BoyToy and now that she has bounced back she is leaving me! :-(
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    He kept accusing me of not accepting his friend request.
  • epr31295epr31295 Posts: 5,583Member Member Posts: 5,583Member Member
    While I was waiting for a answer she fell in love with another
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 171,659Member Member Posts: 171,659Member Member
    Our Mama wouldn't approve :lol:
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    She really is fabulous and fantastic- I could not keep up!
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,492Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,492Member, Premium Member
    She only had eyes for her fabulous ex
  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    She was worried about other people's eyes all of the time
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,475Member Member Posts: 1,475Member Member
    He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.
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