We broke up because...

THS2HASPASSED · May 9, 2019 9:43PM

we didn't share the same fetishes

AliNouveau · May 9, 2019 10:45PM

he mocked the very life blood coursing through my veins....the syrup of maples

JensFulkerson3487 · May 9, 2019 10:48PM

She's too much of a flirt!

AliNouveau · May 9, 2019 10:50PM

ME???? he wouldn't let me talk to him in public so that the ladies wouldn't know we were together.
wait maybe that was for another reason

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 10, 2019 5:47AM

She never really talked much

Gustaaf85 · May 10, 2019 7:04AM

Decided to stay friends, because that relationship worked better

KADFoodisFuel · May 10, 2019 10:50AM

He was in love with Theresa. He finally admitted I was his back up plan. We are still friends.

Gustaaf85 · May 10, 2019 12:54PM

She pushed me in the direction of Kad and Theresa

theresa120 · May 10, 2019 1:17PM

I was too dense to realize I was part of a love triangle

lx1x · May 10, 2019 1:19PM

Never together.. plus doubt I'm her type.

KADFoodisFuel · May 10, 2019 1:19PM

He would not join the love triangle.

lx1x · May 10, 2019 1:20PM

She didn't realize it's not love triangle more of love octagon.. 🤣

KADFoodisFuel · May 10, 2019 1:21PM

He was too smart for me.... using words like octagon in everyday sentences.

Gustaaf85 · May 10, 2019 1:36PM

She didn't realise the true meaning of Neil refering to the octagon

Gustaaf85 · May 10, 2019 1:40PM

That's a wrap folks!

skahtboi · May 10, 2019 7:42PM

I didn't know what that thing was in her picture, so she hit me with it.

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