We broke up because...

Grandsl65 · August 8, 2019 12:33AM

Because I like carbs

s1im62 · August 8, 2019 1:51AM

Because she knew I loved carbs and she was a keto girl.

mattig89ch · August 8, 2019 11:11AM

Because she loved carbs, more then she loved me

iqandil · August 8, 2019 12:10PM

Because she wanted to share my food with me

s1im62 · August 9, 2019 12:00AM

Because when it comes to Blue Bell White Chocolate Almond ice cream, I can't share.

slimgirljo15 · August 9, 2019 12:03AM

Not a sharer

TheMrWobbly · August 10, 2019 8:55AM

She liked to share, just not her stuff

slimgirljo15 · August 10, 2019 9:01AM

He ate all the cookies

iqandil · August 10, 2019 9:20AM

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

He ate all the cookies

Because she is not a sharer

Masyn88 · August 12, 2019 2:21PM

He constantly over-shared; embarrassing stories - even tooth brushes!

liftorgohome · August 12, 2019 2:38PM

She didn't like to share her goodies

iqandil · August 12, 2019 7:27PM

Masyn88 wrote: »

He constantly over-shared; embarrassing stories - even tooth brushes!

Because we met when I was drunk and I don't remember her

AppleCrumbles0 · August 12, 2019 9:21PM

He over uses emojis

calno8294 · August 12, 2019 10:00PM

She didn’t like me explaining things via emoji. 🥺

dj_thomp1234 · August 13, 2019 12:21AM

the emojis never made sense

ameyer7487 · August 13, 2019 12:25AM

He never understood me

phoenixrising5721 · August 13, 2019 12:26AM

Shes never really got to know me

terrordawg · August 13, 2019 1:07AM

He lost his head

IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 · August 13, 2019 1:09AM

She found out I was still seeing Theresa118 & Theresa119

s1im62 · August 13, 2019 1:11AM

I finally realized I was fixated on dating Theresas.

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