We broke up because...

daniellam01 · August 2, 2019 10:13PM

He was always looking at the sky instead of me lol.

liftorgohome · August 7, 2019 11:30PM

He daydreamed too much

s1im62 · August 7, 2019 11:33PM

She was the girl of my dreams, but she was married to my boss.

slimgirljo15 · August 7, 2019 11:53PM

Married already

Keto_Vampire · August 7, 2019 11:59PM

Addictive personality...you know exactly what I am referencing

slimgirljo15 · August 8, 2019 12:03AM

Keto_Vampire wrote: »

Addictive personality...you know exactly what I am referencing

:laugh:

Pfft as if I'd let you get away.

scary thought eh?

Keto_Vampire · August 8, 2019 12:20AM

*Correction: obsessive-compulsive personality

Grandsl65 · August 8, 2019 12:33AM

Because I like carbs

s1im62 · August 8, 2019 1:51AM

Because she knew I loved carbs and she was a keto girl.

mattig89ch · August 8, 2019 11:11AM

Because she loved carbs, more then she loved me

iqandil · August 8, 2019 12:10PM

Because she wanted to share my food with me

s1im62 · August 9, 2019 12:00AM

Because when it comes to Blue Bell White Chocolate Almond ice cream, I can't share.

slimgirljo15 · August 9, 2019 12:03AM

Not a sharer

TheMrWobbly · August 10, 2019 8:55AM

She liked to share, just not her stuff

slimgirljo15 · August 10, 2019 9:01AM

He ate all the cookies

iqandil · August 10, 2019 9:20AM

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

He ate all the cookies

Because she is not a sharer

Masyn88 · August 12, 2019 2:21PM

He constantly over-shared; embarrassing stories - even tooth brushes!

liftorgohome · August 12, 2019 2:38PM

She didn't like to share her goodies

iqandil · August 12, 2019 7:27PM

Masyn88 wrote: »

He constantly over-shared; embarrassing stories - even tooth brushes!

Because we met when I was drunk and I don't remember her

AppleCrumbles0 · August 12, 2019 9:21PM

He over uses emojis

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