Calorie Counter

You are currently viewing the message boards in:

We broke up because...

137833785378737883789

Replies

  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,480Member Member Posts: 1,480Member Member
    He said I wasn’t his type, but he never really told me what that meant.
    edited May 10
  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Posts: 1,187Member Member Posts: 1,187Member Member
    Her heart was elsewhere. Haha we’re still friends though
  • THS2HASPASSEDTHS2HASPASSED Posts: 929Member Member Posts: 929Member Member
    I called her "lunch"
  • epr31295epr31295 Posts: 4,140Member Member Posts: 4,140Member Member
    I got to retirement age and she still had to work another 30 years so I left her too travel
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 215,217Member, Premium Member Posts: 215,217Member, Premium Member
    He left one day and never returned.
  • skahtboiskahtboi Posts: 7,571Member Member Posts: 7,571Member Member
    She hit me with her van
  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Posts: 1,187Member Member Posts: 1,187Member Member
    He was hit by his ex’s van... figured there was still something going on there
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 215,217Member, Premium Member Posts: 215,217Member, Premium Member
    Found out he had a girl on the side. :/
  • epr31295epr31295 Posts: 4,140Member Member Posts: 4,140Member Member
    My legs healed after she had taken a sledgehammer to them! Once i could walk I ran.

    Ok maybe I have watched Misery one to many times!
  • ekim2016ekim2016 Posts: 1,164Member Member Posts: 1,164Member Member
    she didn't like GOT
  • KimberlinaBKimberlinaB Posts: 1,187Member Member Posts: 1,187Member Member
    I didn’t like GOT either.
  • OnFireWithinOnFireWithin Posts: 132Member Member Posts: 132Member Member
    She kept setting me up on blind dates with somebody I was obviously already seeing.
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 7,544Member Member Posts: 7,544Member Member
    He was already seeing someone else! It was obvious!
  • Hydr8Cafn8Medic8Hydr8Cafn8Medic8 Posts: 472Member Member Posts: 472Member Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.
  • OnFireWithinOnFireWithin Posts: 132Member Member Posts: 132Member Member
    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.
    edited May 10
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 7,544Member Member Posts: 7,544Member Member
    She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.

    He made slurping noises every time he sipped his coffee ☕️

    Simultaneous post.

    I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response

    Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.

    He kept calling me Katrina
  • epr31295epr31295 Posts: 4,140Member Member Posts: 4,140Member Member
    She said I was just a bounceback BoyToy and now that she has bounced back she is leaving me! :-(
  • KADFoodisFuelKADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,480Member Member Posts: 1,480Member Member
    He kept accusing me of not accepting his friend request.
  • epr31295epr31295 Posts: 4,140Member Member Posts: 4,140Member Member
    While I was waiting for a answer she fell in love with another
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 170,216Member Member Posts: 170,216Member Member
    Our Mama wouldn't approve :lol:
Sign In or Register to comment.