We broke up because...

liftorgohome

She always complained when I fed the dog tacos before bed.

Minion_training_program

Always about flexing his muscles, while all i want was a normal conversation

PruneJuice2point0

Because it was just talk talk talk talk talk ALL the time

Minion_training_program

PruneJuice2point0 wrote: »

Because it was just talk talk talk talk talk ALL the time

Ba-nana-naha?

Beka3695

He kept asking me to get a yellow spray tan.

CaliValleyGirl

Didn't let others be themselves

PruneJuice2point0

she said "like" too much

Minion_training_program

I couldn't support her eating lifestyle

PruneJuice2point0

Didn’t know how to spell banana

Minion_training_program

He always brought home rotten banana's

epr31295

Minion 3 came out and I wanted the updated version!

Beka3695

He kept asking me to bait his hook and remove the "icky fish" from the hook.

epr31295

I caught her digging a hole in the ground about 7 feet deep hours after I asked her if she was ever going back to the gym!

TheMrWobbly

Started getting exercise by digging the garden and they just disappeared whilst I was out there?

terrordawg

He loved his mirror more than me

PopRox90

She didn’t wanna be with a girl she wanted to be with a man

happimess01

She would only get intimate if we were both wearing hospital gowns. We had a wardrobe full of those

slimgirljo15

Dat boy was freaky

epr31295

She only got intimate when we were watching Orange is the new Black!

happimess01

Every furniture he sat on would be unnaturally warm afterwards