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  • liftorgohomeliftorgohome Posts: 23,890Member Member Posts: 23,890Member Member
    She never wanted to pick up the soap for me.
  • missblondi2umissblondi2u Posts: 803Member Member Posts: 803Member Member
    I'm allergic, so either me or the dog had to go...and he chose the dog.
  • s1im62s1im62 Posts: 3,921Member Member Posts: 3,921Member Member
    I took the dog to the shelter because she was allergic, and she was gone when I got back. And I really miss that dog! :'(
    edited December 2019
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 228,664Member Member Posts: 228,664Member Member
    Called me Rover and made me fetch his slippers each night. That *kitten* got old quick. :D
  • banshee925banshee925 Posts: 108Member Member Posts: 108Member Member
    She insisted on tongues.. I said no tongues woman!!! 😜
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 228,664Member Member Posts: 228,664Member Member
    banshee925 wrote: »
    She insisted on tongues.. I said no tongues woman!!! 😜

    Aww, you loved it, you know it 😁😜
    She wouldnt move to Australia, something about killer snakes 🐍
    edited December 2019
  • banshee925banshee925 Posts: 108Member Member Posts: 108Member Member
    I said spiders!!!

    She never listened to me 😭
  • s1im62s1im62 Posts: 3,921Member Member Posts: 3,921Member Member
    She expected me to tolerate either snakes or spiders, but I'm not that tolerant. :s
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 228,664Member Member Posts: 228,664Member Member
    Objected to the crocs in our backyard..
  • char2point0char2point0 Posts: 396Member Member Posts: 396Member Member
    She didn’t like me manhandling the crocs
  • Beka3695Beka3695 Posts: 2,118Member Member Posts: 2,118Member Member
    The crocs were ugly shoes.... not crocodiles. She still wrestled them anyway
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Posts: 11,810Member Member Posts: 11,810Member Member
    She took a hole puncher and put holes in all my shoes because she only liked crocs.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 174,034Member Member Posts: 174,034Member Member
    After her last relationship she was damaged and decided that she'd destroy my crocodile skin shoes and handbags 😧
  • Beka3695Beka3695 Posts: 2,118Member Member Posts: 2,118Member Member
    She destroyed our bank account buying crocodile bags and shoes
  • mommabear4315mommabear4315 Posts: 2,009Member Member Posts: 2,009Member Member
    Was way to frugal for me and used plastic bags from the grocery store as handbags. We have to split ways.
  • AriesFLAriesFL Posts: 726Member Member Posts: 726Member Member
    I refuse to pull her finger
  • mommabear4315mommabear4315 Posts: 2,009Member Member Posts: 2,009Member Member
    He was not a risk taker little did he know by pulling my finger magic fairy dust will come out like a puff of smoke. n1vrc9j5rbrs.gif
  • AriesFLAriesFL Posts: 726Member Member Posts: 726Member Member
    She kept smoking angel dust which made her believe she poofed out fairy dust. Let’s just say we had to throw out the white carpet.
    edited December 2019
  • mommabear4315mommabear4315 Posts: 2,009Member Member Posts: 2,009Member Member
    He couldn’t come to terms that it was him smoking the angel dust and was rubbing chocolate all over the white carpet and saying my fairy dust was the problem 🙄
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 228,664Member Member Posts: 228,664Member Member
    She farted sparkle dust, what can I say that crap was everywhere :D
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