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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was having an affair with some older Woman he calls "Sweet old Momma"
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She didn't like the idea of me having adult sleepovers.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He had slumber parties when I was out of town on business.....I came home once and found a bunch of adults wearing animal costumes 🙈...how childish
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She never liked playing dress up, I mean come on let's spark up things in the bedroom a bit!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    There were no fireworks left in our relationship!
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she set off fireworks in the middle of winter. They are supposed to be for forth of july!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He was a pyre
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Was always planning my Viking funeral
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she set my boat on fire, and blamed someone else.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was always curious about Motorboating 🙊
  • 88missycat88
    88missycat88 Posts: 529 Member
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    She didn’t like motorboating and it’s kinda my thing
  • jcrav77
    jcrav77 Posts: 584 Member
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    My motorboats are too big. It’s exhausting to keep up. 🙊 it’s a good thing they float on their own.😬
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wouldn't let me motorboat in the water with her.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was always hitting on the greatly endowed women at the pool, no matter who! 😵
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She thought I was flirting with every woman I talked to. I was just trying to make friends, honest!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She caught me drugging her so she'd fall asleep and I could hang out with my women friends.
  • 88missycat88
    88missycat88 Posts: 529 Member
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    He stole my drugs that I was gonna use on him and then he stole my women friends.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wanted to drug me and then take advantage of me with her women friends, I told her one green pill lasts up to four hours.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    he wouldn't watch tech news with me. :p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was too Techy ...aka NERDY!!!

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