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We broke up because...

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    He never gave me his number 🙄
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,570 Member
    She have me the wrong #😔
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    edited May 2020
    Cat..128th time. She pushed me off the boat in sharks infested water🤯

    PoP...she said she was going for a run.. man.. she bolted and never returned.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    Fine...but I threw in a life ring to show you I cared.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Fine...but I threw in a life ring to show you I cared.

    Life ring filled with lead and blood. 😳
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    Aww, sugar, where’s your sense of adventure? You said without it our relationship was getting stale.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    she was too forward. Second date and she was already picking wedgies in front of me
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    Forward or authentic? We disagreed on everything
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Adventure swimming with 🐬 not 🦈.


    🤪
  • jjsavoh
    jjsavoh Posts: 135 Member
    edited May 2020
    Because adventure to her meant a spoonful of sweet onion teriyaki
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    He didn’t like where I asked him to put the teriyaki.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,570 Member
    She put food throughout the house. We were attracting bugs🤢
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    she didnt want me as a human sushi platter on her b'day
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    He didn’t like the fact I wasn’t the greatest with chopsticks. 😖
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She ate everything with her hands.. even soup.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    Lies, I tell you, lies!!! She had to go!!!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She always had to go. Every 5 minutes. Even during....well, every 5 minutes.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She was in such a rush!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She wouldn't move to Australia
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I moved to Australia and she got scared. Restraining order scared.