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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    I wasn’t allowed to come to bed until I shaved and moisturized.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She'd never share the lotion
  • Ashkea76
    Ashkea76 Posts: 7,094 Member
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    Because she "borrowed" my favorite lotions all the time!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She'd call dibs on every single item I brought home
  • BIG_FN_R0B
    BIG_FN_R0B Posts: 1,748 Member
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    toriann319 wrote: »
    He referred to his man bits as his "stick shift"..... and made the shifting noises.............

    LMFAO🤣 she said man bits #DEAD
  • BIG_FN_R0B
    BIG_FN_R0B Posts: 1,748 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She'd call dibs on every single item I brought home

    Because she didn't want to do yoga with me
  • toriann319
    toriann319 Posts: 994 Member
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    BIG_FN_R0B wrote: »
    toriann319 wrote: »
    He referred to his man bits as his "stick shift"..... and made the shifting noises.............

    LMFAO🤣 she said man bits #DEAD

    Well, you know you gotta beat around the bush in the forums or they come after your life! :p

    And also, we'd never break up so this post is irrevelent with this pair. :)<3
  • BIG_FN_R0B
    BIG_FN_R0B Posts: 1,748 Member
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    toriann319 wrote: »
    BIG_FN_R0B wrote: »
    toriann319 wrote: »
    He referred to his man bits as his "stick shift"..... and made the shifting noises.............

    LMFAO🤣 she said man bits #DEAD

    Well, you know you gotta beat around the bush in the forums or they come after your life! :p

    And also, we'd never break up so this post is irrevelent with this pair. :)<3

    Agreed I feel all special now🥰❤
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Alas he was smitten with another. 😭
  • BIG_FN_R0B
    BIG_FN_R0B Posts: 1,748 Member
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    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Alas he was smitten with another. 😭

    Hahahaha more lies! She was wanted me to do illegal activities 🤪 and I was afraid so she dropped me like a bad habit🥺😭
  • Ashkea76
    Ashkea76 Posts: 7,094 Member
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    He made me feel guilty for being.....a smooth criminal. ;):D
  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,708 Member
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    Didn't like PDA
  • Ransom_G
    Ransom_G Posts: 2,068 Member
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    Thought PDA meant her Palm Pilot.
    Who uses a Palm Pilot anymore?
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 39,055 Member
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    We broke up because he kept kissing all the girls :p LOL LOL
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited September 2020
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    She was always singing katy Perry songs:

    🎶"I kissed a girl and I liked it..... " 🎶

    Wasn't this girl! 🤷
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    She called me a crappy dancer
  • Ransom_G
    Ransom_G Posts: 2,068 Member
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    She kept trying to back that thang up on me... but we were at a funeral! 😳
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Kept trying to dress me in azz less chaps. Not happening.
  • Ransom_G
    Ransom_G Posts: 2,068 Member
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    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Kept trying to dress me in azz less chaps. Not happening.

    But you look so good in them!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He had a thing for men in questionable pants. Me and my LBDs just couldn’t compete.

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