I tried to fix her up with this Italian chef, named Giovanni, because of his exceptional lasagna making skills. She got mad at me when he started just showing up at every restaraunt we went to....
I took her to a fancy french restaurant, but she stormed out when she saw the pick your own snails sign. I didn't realize escargot was a deal breaker. We were there for the crepes!
She over exaggerated everything. I answered a question one time with "Oui" and suddenly I'm french! Don't get me started on her introducing me as a Formula 1 driver after she heard my go kart story. 🙄
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