We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 2, 2021 4:41AM

He was so self conscious about his shapely hips 😝

Tigg_er · March 2, 2021 4:46AM

She always wanted me to sway my hips

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 2, 2021 5:02AM

He was a better Belly Dancer than I 🥺

Cat0703a · March 2, 2021 5:15AM

She laughed at my belly when I danced 😭

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 2, 2021 5:19AM

She didn't like it when I'd watch her dance 😟

MrsMellodoggerello · March 2, 2021 4:51PM

She secretly put ants in my pants!!!

stillkicking257 · March 2, 2021 6:13PM

She wouldn’t share her favorite coffee mug.

slimgirljo15 · March 2, 2021 6:57PM

We didn't, he's a keeper

PaperDoll_ · March 2, 2021 7:55PM

She wanted us to keep every stray we saw. The basement can only hold so many Jo.😒

slimgirljo15 · March 2, 2021 8:05PM

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

She wanted us to keep every stray we saw. The basement can only hold so many Jo.😒

She wouldn't agree to building a bigger basement

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 3, 2021 4:55PM

Was only with me for my renovation skills 😞

Bridge_marie · March 4, 2021 1:48AM

She cheated on me with Jo.

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 4, 2021 1:58AM

She wasn't into menage a trois 🙄😝

PaperDoll_ · March 4, 2021 2:06AM

3 was fine but when I invited 20 people over, she had a fit 😒

LaneaJ · March 4, 2021 2:10AM

I thought she said she was into origami 😲

PaperDoll_ · March 4, 2021 2:16AM

LaneaJ wrote: »

I thought she said she was into origami 😲

😂😂😂

She tore up all my paper into confetti

slimgirljo15 · March 4, 2021 2:32AM

Idk why.. she just took all the furniture and disappeared.

LaneaJ · March 5, 2021 3:09AM

She had abandonment issues and a serious lolli addiction

slimgirljo15 · March 5, 2021 3:18AM

She ate my lolly stash 😤

Bridge_marie · March 5, 2021 3:41AM

She kept calling suckers “lollies” 🍭

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