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  • abbelina04abbelina04 Member Posts: 116 Member Member Posts: 116 Member
    Because of my whip cream allergy
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,770 Member Member Posts: 1,770 Member
    Her allergies, no fun 😕🍦
    edited April 12
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 34,069 Member Member Posts: 34,069 Member
    Won't share ice cream
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,770 Member Member Posts: 1,770 Member
    Has an undiagnosed dairy allergy. It was for your own good

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    edited April 12
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,378 Member Member Posts: 189,378 Member
    Only fed me ice cream to watch me get Ice Cream Headaches 😫
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,378 Member Member Posts: 189,378 Member
    Has an undiagnosed dairy allergy. It was for your own good

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    𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐮𝐲 𝐦𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥. 🥴
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,770 Member Member Posts: 1,770 Member
    She had our future kids’ names picked out, Pepper would be the feisty one and Donut the sweet kid.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,378 Member Member Posts: 189,378 Member

    𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃'𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐄𝐱𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜
  • 88missycat8888missycat88 Member Posts: 412 Member Member Posts: 412 Member
    Didn’t have an appreciation for “unique” names like I do.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,378 Member Member Posts: 189,378 Member
    𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐞𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐆𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐨𝐲𝐥𝐞 😧
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 8,540 Member Member Posts: 8,540 Member
    I often caught her perched on the fireplace mantle looking down on us.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,378 Member Member Posts: 189,378 Member
    She pawned our living room furniture and didn't approve of my choice of seating
  • frontwheeldrive9999frontwheeldrive9999 Member Posts: 141 Member Member Posts: 141 Member
    She didnt like the color of my facemask
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,378 Member Member Posts: 189,378 Member
    His facemask had had Nekked ladies on it 😮
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,770 Member Member Posts: 1,770 Member
    𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃'𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐄𝐱𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜
    I laughed so hard I cried happy tears!🤣😂😅


    She started beating me up... with cotton balls🤕 and then it got worse. It escalated to spit balls! I missed one and went to work with it on my FOREHEAD!
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,378 Member Member Posts: 189,378 Member
    She mistook the big azzz whitehead On her forehead for a spitball then said I had icky cooties after she tried to peel it off 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • NVintageNVintage Member Posts: 422 Member Member Posts: 422 Member
    She watched too many reality tv shows, especially that show pimple popper, and it grossed me out... she would talk about it all day!
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,316 Member Member Posts: 28,316 Member
    She wouldn’t watch Dr. Phil with me everyday 😒
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,378 Member Member Posts: 189,378 Member
    Everytime we watched Dr. Phil she'd get frisky and beg me to shave my head and wear a mustache 😧
  • NVintageNVintage Member Posts: 422 Member Member Posts: 422 Member
    She created weird relationship issues just to try to get on the Dr. Phil show so that she could meet him, so I told her if she loved him so much why didn't she just shave her head and wear a mustache 😧
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