We broke up because...

cmsienk

She kept inviting others to go along on our dates. 😭

Ironwoman1111

I’d plan the best dates but she never wanted to go. I’d have to go by myself.

Sharsou

She went on dates with other guys!

NVintage

He spied on me at work, and then accused me of dating all my male coworkers five days per week...

qxana1969

Her schizophrenia really had her dating her selves.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wouldn't let my Imaginary Friends come over for Dinner.

PaperDoll_

She claimed I was invisible and introduced me to her friends as “imaginary.” 😑

slimgirljo15

She a ghost 👻

PaperDoll_

She always tried pushing me through walls no matter how many times I told her I’m not a ghost. 😒

cmsienk

She thinks my name is Stephanie. 😭 After all our time together, she still doesn't appreciate me for who I am.

Cat0703a

She wouldn’t let me use her coffee mug. Apparently I wasn’t her favourite after all. 😒

Onerom1

She would get jealous that her cat liked me more than it liked her so she broke up with me.

slimgirljo15

He no speak English 😁

FabulousFantasticFifty

She'd make fun of my accent every time I ordered Mexican food

Cat0703a

When we went out for nachos last week she asked for “Mexican Ketchup” when wanting more salsa. I was mortified, I tell you! 🤦‍♀️ Packed my bags and left that night.

Minion_training_program

She couldn't find my "treasure"

slimgirljo15

I found his "treasures" ( body parts in our basement) 😱

Cat0703a

Her specialty was spaghetti and meatballs but the meat was more than a little suspect. They often had hair attached to them. 🥴

slimgirljo15

She loves hairy meatballs 😔 so, once a week she'd cough up a hairball.. 🤮eww

Minion_training_program

She made me shave myself everyday, leghair included...i thought it was because she liked smooth skin...Man! was i wrong