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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,547 Member
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    Didn’t value keeping loved ones as close as I did. It’s too bad. I had the prime spot in the closet reserved for them.
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,260 Member
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    Her tiny house obsessions..
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,547 Member
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    (Have I mentioned that here because if not, that’s disturbingly accurate 😳)

    She refused to let us eat potatoes because potato lives matter too.
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 90 Member
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    Could put a whole potato in her mouth... Wait... maybe that wasn't such a bad thing...
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,547 Member
    edited May 22
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    He kept breaking up with me over the weirdest things. But I swear this is the last time!! “Don’t choke on your food, Cat. It’s unattractive and unladylike.” Gosh, I’ll choke on potatoes, if I want to. You’re not the boss of me!! 😤
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 90 Member
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    She all of the sudden quit choking on "potatoes" and i knew she had been fake gagging all along. I don't need that in my life.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,290 Member
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    He kept his true self hidden from everyone...
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,547 Member
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    She was having an identity crisis. One day a lovely woman in B&W, the next a coffee cup, and then a cardboard box. I truly could not keep up.

    (Happy you’re back to yourself, my friend)
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,179 Member
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    I would never. But I may threaten to if she doesn’t come at me with the voice messages I was led to believe I was getting.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,547 Member
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    I sent her the voice message that she demanded. She said my voice made her think of her great aunt Edna who smoked 27 packages of cigarettes each day and passed in 1988. She could no longer be with me as it hurt too much to be reminded of her. 😭
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,260 Member
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    I asked for a sexy voice message and she sent me audio clips of the Simpsons Marge's sisters.
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 90 Member
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    I found out her and @Cat0703a were sending each other cartoon porn, and smoking cigarettes.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,547 Member
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    He couldn’t appreciate art that was deeply meaningful, provocative and erotic.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,290 Member
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    She couldn't put up with my travel schedule
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 90 Member
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    She was always out of town and would never let me go with her.
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,260 Member
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    He complained that I was the one who was always out of town even though he was the one who moved to Canada...
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,547 Member
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    She not so secretly hated Canadians after her last partner fled to this beautiful country. We lasted as long as typing out this message…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    The scratching and spitting was a turn off.. 😂
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,547 Member
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    She ghosted me forever!!!

    Nice to see you, @slimgirljo15 !! 🤗
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Cat0703a wrote: »
    She ghosted me forever!!!

    Nice to see you, @slimgirljo15 !! 🤗

    Good to see you too Miss Kitty 🤗