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We broke up because...

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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,351 Member
    He had me confused with his chick's boss
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,371 Member
    She drank all the coffee while watching me put the Christmas tree away.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,351 Member
    We got back together after she put away the Christmas tree 😊... then broke up because she replaced my favourite coffee with decaf 😉
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,797 Member
    I discovered she was cheating on me with the same feline I was cheating on her with. 😯
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    We haven’t. And I could never joke that we did.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,078 Member
    She was carrying a torch for an old giraffe shaped flame
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    Gave me a broom for my birthday 🧹😤
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Kept flying around the room on a broom
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,371 Member
    He ate the ears off of all my chocolate bunnies!! Everyone knows that is the best part! 😭
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    She slapped me so hard my eyelashes came off!!😵
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,371 Member
    edited April 2023
    Your natural ones are better / prettier anyways 🥰

    But I cannot put up with lipstick kiss marks on the mirror. Do you know how hard they are to scrub off???
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    She’d make me wear the wrong shade of lipstick, a hardness and a leash 😂
  • PurpleBerry0089
    PurpleBerry0089 Posts: 32 Member
    She didn’t have the equipment I needed
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    She ate my French fries and didn't share hers
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,719 Member
    They expected me to share :(
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 624 Member
    She gave me a box of chocolates, but then ate them all!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,371 Member
    She gave me a heart shaped box filled with celery sticks for Valentine’s Day
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She fed the dozen red roses I gave her for Valentine's Day to her pet goat
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,371 Member
    He abbreviated everything and it caused some miscommunication 😳
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 624 Member
    She'd get mad whenever I'd use contractions. Is not it proper English?