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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Spend most of your day working out - don't worry about that work thing that other people are doing.
  • yourradimradletshug
    yourradimradletshug Posts: 964 Member
    Sure go meet with the random person you met online just last week. While you are at it, agree to go back to their place!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Don't worry about quitting your job and joining the cult -- and remember to drink all of your Kool-Aide....
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    When at the gym, grunt and groan with every rep. After your set drop/throw down the weights and let out a mighty battle yell. It lets your fellow gym goers know just how hard you're working for those gains.
  • tat2cookie
    tat2cookie Posts: 1,899 Member
    tonybalony01 wrote: »
    When at the gym, grunt and groan with every rep. After your set drop/throw down the weights and let out a mighty battle yell. It lets your fellow gym goers know just how hard you're working for those gains.
    Lol my 2.5yr old had some markers and said "look mama I'm you" and pretended to lift them like weights and started grunting really loud. Apparently I'm a grunter! :|
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Also, when you are at the gym, don't worry about lifting those heavy, bulky weights. Just use those 1 and 2 pound pink dumbbells and you will be super fit.
  • vypressme
    vypressme Posts: 228 Member
    If you have gym anxiety, best thing to do is talk and laugh loudly, and make sure everyone sees what you're doing. This way they will all think you're misusing the equipment on purpose.
  • yourradimradletshug
    yourradimradletshug Posts: 964 Member
    Don't worry about the people waiting to use the machine you are on. They know your phone call is much more important.
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    An Espresso & Bran Muffin are the best thing to eat when the next rest stop is over 100 miles away
  • debsdoingthis
    debsdoingthis Posts: 454 Member
    CaitlinW19 wrote: »
    Eat this bar...it burns up all the carbs. And yes, butter is a carb.
    LOL, from Mean Girls?

  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Chocolate is made from a plant base so it is very healthy for you and should be included in any way possible in each meal.
  • Bruceapple
    Bruceapple Posts: 2,026 Member
    French Fries are a vegetable and are good for you, eat plenty.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    York Peppermint patties are really nutritious because they don't have any fat in them.
  • Nerdyguy
    Nerdyguy Posts: 14 Member
    Cayenne Enemas ... Best thing for Hemorrhoids
  • Melissa90xo
    Melissa90xo Posts: 1,020 Member
    You should DEFINITELY text him again for the 300th time straight. Guys love a girl who is forward and confident :wink:
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Counting calories is a waste of time - just eat whenever you are hungry, your body will regulate itself
  • BigMamaLynsey
    BigMamaLynsey Posts: 390 Member
    Don't need sun cream on a hot day
  • SherrieTrifle
    SherrieTrifle Posts: 148 Member
    Don't eat any fruit. It's full of sugar!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    The best way to loose weight quickly is by making yourself throw up after each meal and taking at least 3 enemas every day
  • yourradimradletshug
    yourradimradletshug Posts: 964 Member
    Of course you should stink up the one person employee bathroom and not use the air freshener sitting on the counter. Clearly if you think it smells fine so will everyone else!

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