Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

slimgirljo15

Latin dance teacher

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slimgirljo15

Specialises in liposuction

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NewlifeinNW

Shes a stand in for mother birds. For a nominal fee she will chew your baby pet birds food up and mouth feed each chick.

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NewlifeinNW

Decor store merchandiser. They are currently overstocked on pillows so she takes pictures with strategically placed pillow adverts and posts them as subliminal hints.

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NewlifeinNW

Shes a lumbersexual consultant. Her current project is finding a way to make skinny jeans work with Flannel.

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skahtboi

Owner/operator of Thread Digest, an online service that summarizes long pointless threads such as "Guess the Occupation...." for people too lazy or indifferent to read through them into 50 words or less.

slimgirljo15

Teaches people to chew with their mouth closed

NewlifeinNW

Teaches people to keep their mouth open saying "Yes mistress"

slimgirljo15

Takes my class even though he's graduated 164 times

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NewlifeinNW

Half party planner, half mathematician. She has calculated the precise angles to hang each streamer. Its quite impressive and symmetrical.

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NewlifeinNW

Shes my manager, directing me where to squirt

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NewlifeinNW

People pay her to organize their DVD collections. Most people want them on the shelf alphabetically, or by genre, but lately shes taken to organizing them by career percentage of screen-time nudity of the male actors.

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NewlifeinNW

She started her own company called "Christmas Distress". She sets up Christmas scenes in a room and people pay her to come in and destroy them using various implements. Currently her top rooms are "Mother in Law", "Elf punting" and "Take this fruitcake and shove it".

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slivesey77

I think she writes greeting cards for those occasions when you want to really tell them what you think of them

thisonetimeatthegym

Nature photographer

FabulousFantasticFifty

Gymnastics Coach

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pudgy1977

Cleans biffy's

slimgirljo15

Cocktail waitress parttime and med student