Cindy Crawford Unretouched Image
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BigBadWolf__ wrote: »Part of aging gracefully is knowing when to keep your shirt on in public
That's funny coming from a kid who has asked me to take my shirt off.
I'm not sure why women (and not men?!) have to cover up and hide. Aging is natural.
Her husband posted this in response ...
https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-idea/a/26302785/cindy-crawfords-husband-posts-stunning-bikini-snap-of-her/0 -
I'm perfectly willing to admit the leaked photo is just an unflattering photo and her stomach normally looks flawless, but... laying on your back is cheating.
I wish my stomach always looked as good as it does when I'm lying down.
Reminds me of this passage from a Golden Girls episode:Dorothy: You know when you’re twenty no matter what you do everything stays where its supposed to. Now when you lean over it looks like somebody’s let the air out of your face.
Blanche: What?
Dorothy: Honey, lean over a mirror sometime and take a look at yourself.
Blanche: Where’s a mirror?
Sophia: There’s one in the tool drawer.
Dorothy: I think you better take a sedative before you look.
Blanche: Don’t be silly, I look at my face all the time. How different could it be leanin’ over. [leaning over and looking into the mirror] Oh my God!! Oh my God, Dorothy why didn’t you tell me about this before?!!
Dorothy: Only on your back Blanche. That way everything slides back and you look like you just had a facelift.
Blanche: [leaning back and looking in the mirror] Oh you’re right, I’m gorgeous. I’m gonna have to meet men lying down.
Sophia: I thought you did.
Dorothy: Of course that way not only does your face fall back but your chest does too. Unfortunately it falls back and off to the side.
I appreciate GG much more now than I did when I was a teenager. Plus, it's a great insomnia cure.0 -
^^ Funny!0
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I look at it this way - for guys who got married in their 20s or 30s, what did you visualize your wife looking like at 50 after having a few kids? Does Cindy Crawford meet or exceed your what you expect?0
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Timorous_Beastie wrote: »I appreciate GG much more now than I did when I was a teenager. Plus, it's a great insomnia cure.
Quoting Golden Girls for the win!
I fall asleep watching it many nights...
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emily_stew wrote: »BinaryPulsar wrote: »emily_stew wrote: »"BigBadWolf__ has deactivated their account."
LOLOLOLOL
He gets deleted a lot.
Ah, so he's a frequent flier.
He makes it onto my blocked list with every account he creates.0 -
Wear sun block ladies and gents!
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emily_stew wrote: »BigBadWolf__ wrote: »Part of aging gracefully is knowing when to keep your shirt on in public
Aging gracefully:
70 years old.
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emily_stew wrote: »"BigBadWolf__ has deactivated their account."
LOLOLOLOL
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa0 -
Timorous_Beastie wrote: »I'm perfectly willing to admit the leaked photo is just an unflattering photo and her stomach normally looks flawless, but... laying on your back is cheating.
I wish my stomach always looked as good as it does when I'm lying down.
Reminds me of this passage from a Golden Girls episode:Dorothy: You know when you’re twenty no matter what you do everything stays where its supposed to. Now when you lean over it looks like somebody’s let the air out of your face.
Blanche: What?
Dorothy: Honey, lean over a mirror sometime and take a look at yourself.
Blanche: Where’s a mirror?
Sophia: There’s one in the tool drawer.
Dorothy: I think you better take a sedative before you look.
Blanche: Don’t be silly, I look at my face all the time. How different could it be leanin’ over. [leaning over and looking into the mirror] Oh my God!! Oh my God, Dorothy why didn’t you tell me about this before?!!
Dorothy: Only on your back Blanche. That way everything slides back and you look like you just had a facelift.
Blanche: [leaning back and looking in the mirror] Oh you’re right, I’m gorgeous. I’m gonna have to meet men lying down.
Sophia: I thought you did.
Dorothy: Of course that way not only does your face fall back but your chest does too. Unfortunately it falls back and off to the side.
I appreciate GG much more now than I did when I was a teenager. Plus, it's a great insomnia cure.0 -
BlueEyedRedhead wrote: »Timorous_Beastie wrote: »I appreciate GG much more now than I did when I was a teenager. Plus, it's a great insomnia cure.
Quoting Golden Girls for the win!
I fall asleep watching it many nights...
perfect. so many casuals still hating in this thread too wow
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salembambi wrote: »BlueEyedRedhead wrote: »Timorous_Beastie wrote: »I appreciate GG much more now than I did when I was a teenager. Plus, it's a great insomnia cure.
Quoting Golden Girls for the win!
I fall asleep watching it many nights...
perfect. so many casuals still hating in this thread too wow
What is your problem? I want to like you. You seem like a decent enough kid with some self esteem issues, and the whole goth thing is a bit played, but you can be pretty funny and cool too.
There are no *haters* in this thread Bambi. You always try to pull these conversations down for what reason I don't know. My kid does that at home and I'm hoping 15 will finally see the end of that behavior. Please. Stop. Already.
But that Blanche is perfect, so I adore you for that.
(said with love and compassion)
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sunglasses_and_ocean_waves wrote: »salembambi wrote: »BlueEyedRedhead wrote: »Timorous_Beastie wrote: »I appreciate GG much more now than I did when I was a teenager. Plus, it's a great insomnia cure.
Quoting Golden Girls for the win!
I fall asleep watching it many nights...
perfect. so many casuals still hating in this thread too wow
What is your problem? I want to like you. You seem like a decent enough kid with some self esteem issues, and the whole goth thing is a bit played, but you can be pretty funny and cool too.
There are no *haters* in this thread Bambi. You always try to pull these conversations down for what reason I don't know. My kid does that at home and I'm hoping 15 will finally see the end of that behavior. Please. Stop. Already.
But that Blanche is perfect, so I adore you for that.
(said with love and compassion)
who are you?0 -
The person whose threads you keep trying to kill. One of many I'm sure.0
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