If the person above you stalked you everyday

calbadger

Make sure he's on time every morning with COFFEE

Hey, I do it for my wife every morning, what's one more cup?

bananafannah

Edit:

@Damaged_Goods: Profile says she's unstable and psychotic. I'm in. I like to live dangerously. Plus, she's gorgeous.

@Cal: Why the hell not. Two stalkers is better than one. Hope you two can get along.

SmexAppeal

@bananafannah... yes please

FrozenSongBird

Come on in for a drank guuuurl.

Phoenix__Rising

Invite her for popcorn.

no_russian

My bum would hurt from the spankings

Megan101792

wonder how a 94 year lady moves so fast

Groovyca2022

Idk..but we would probably laugh all the time

Groovyca2022

....

Building_Bulk

What do you mean IF....she does!

Groovyca2022

NO I don't, you can see me! ...(covers mouth, damn it! )..LOL

FrozenSongBird

Tell her to get out of my damn bushes and come in already....

Phoenix__Rising

Ask her to come along tattoo artist shopping.

jacques57

I would be apologetic that I hadn't noticed her before and ask her to come in and spank me, because I had been a very naughty boy....

Phoenix__Rising

I'd drag him inside just to *Spank* .. him.

Groovyca2022

We would do everything together

OhhNiff

I'd tackle her and then we'd go shopping.

jacques57

I would ask if she wanted to play Parchesi

OhhNiff

Do you want to play Scrabble?

SteadyRun99

id leave the door open hehe