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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    edited March 2018
    We just didn’t see eye to eye
    Or hear ear to ear
    Or smell nose to nose
    Or touch hand to hand
    Or taste....
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    He said he wanted an older man, so he started dating my dad
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I told him to do the Costco run because I hate lines and free sample traffic jams. He said lady, if you want your 5 gallon tub of mayo, you'll have to come with me. Nope
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She said she was too high class for Sam's Club!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    edited March 2018
    I just thought that membership at both wholesale clubs was overdoing it. Then we'd go on road trips to visit other stores to see how they were different. Those were our "vacations"
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She took me to dinner at Costco.
    Wouldn't even splurge on a hot dog we got the free samples she called it Costco tapas
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Well in my defense, they were serving hot dog samples that day.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She fed my steak to her dogs
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Mmmm steak. He banned all steaks from our lives. I just couldn't cope
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I wasn't comfortable leaving her home alone with a fridge full of meat
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
    edited March 2018
    I wanted a boob job but he spent the money on hud's
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I offered to split the boob job with her so we'd each have at least one big boob. She looked at me like I was some kind of crazy nut job and left.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She made me a monthly appointment at the Botox bar
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I could never tell when she was angry with me. Her face was just expressionless.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    Closet space issues...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Obvious reasons
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Considering he kept all his scrapbooking supplies there... Yeah, you could say that
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,582 Member
    She went through all of my mail...
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He was stealing my catalogs and ripping out pages in the lingere section
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He dumped me

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