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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He kept ripping my pants when he wore them.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    He kept ripping my pants off, but without discretion - the grocery store is NOT appropriate!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She was never sporadic, always had to be the same time same place every time we made love. I mean come on the frozen food section would be great.
  • iqandil
    iqandil Posts: 358 Member
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    She kept looking at me with those eyes, so couldnt get any work done.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    edited August 2019
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    He always blamed me for his inadequacies and was far too complacent - also, he left crumbs in bed.
  • iqandil
    iqandil Posts: 358 Member
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    She didnt want me to kiss her eyes before she goes to sleep
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
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    Wanted my eyes in a jar to kiss them at night when I wasn't there
  • iqandil
    iqandil Posts: 358 Member
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    Wanted to give me a dirty Jar
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,241 Member
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    She wanted to take my jar of Jelly Belly Sours and replace them with organic kale chips!
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    They were a cat person.
  • calno8294
    calno8294 Posts: 654 Member
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    She wouldn’t take me dancing!
  • SallyLuvsFitness
    SallyLuvsFitness Posts: 13,724 Member
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    He wouldn’t get a pedicure with you.
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
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    She would not let me wear that hat outside the bedroom
  • SallyLuvsFitness
    SallyLuvsFitness Posts: 13,724 Member
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    Couldn’t see his face with the hat, lol!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    She likes visors. I like hats. We were doomed from the get go
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
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    Broke up? Noooo. This is a horrible way to find out. I didn't know we were having problems.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    I asked him to wear a shirt for formal occasions and he refused
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
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    I still didn't know we broke up tho. I'm hurting inside now
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He wandered around mumbling. It drive me bonkers
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
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    But I thought our love was strong. You can discuss your issues with ne anytime. Please dont leave me

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