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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • AliNouveauAliNouveau Posts: 33,208Member Member Posts: 33,208Member Member
    I thought
    We've only just begun...to live
    White lace and promises
    A kiss for luck
    And he was on his way
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Posts: 25,984Member Member Posts: 25,984Member Member
    It was due to her love of dance. Mainly the love of dancing on my heart.
  • NoHookUpZoneNoHookUpZone Posts: 1,571Member, Premium Member Posts: 1,571Member, Premium Member
    Wouldn't give me pizza
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Posts: 25,984Member Member Posts: 25,984Member Member
    Wouldn't give me pizza

    She tried to eat all my pizza. When I said share she thought I meant Cher and responded not a fan!

    So I guess that's two reasons. :lol:
    edited September 10
  • AliNouveauAliNouveau Posts: 33,208Member Member Posts: 33,208Member Member
    I said
    Do you really want to hurt me....do you really want me make me cry

    He said it's his culture...it's like a club....a culture club
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 12,637Member Member Posts: 12,637Member Member
    She wouldn’t give me tiiime.. toooooo realize my crime
  • liftorgohomeliftorgohome Posts: 22,599Member Member Posts: 22,599Member Member
    She couldn't carry a tune, not even in the shower. It was so bad she cracked the mirror.
  • NoHookUpZoneNoHookUpZone Posts: 1,571Member, Premium Member Posts: 1,571Member, Premium Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    Wouldn't give me pizza

    She tried to eat all my pizza. When I said share she thought I meant Cher and responded not a fan!

    So I guess that's two reasons. :lol:

    Correction, I ate all the pizza!
  • theresa120theresa120 Posts: 12,637Member Member Posts: 12,637Member Member
    She couldn't carry a tune, not even in the shower. It was so bad she cracked the mirror.

    He made fun of my singing voice, even though I have the VOICE OF AN ANGEL 😇

  • liftorgohomeliftorgohome Posts: 22,599Member Member Posts: 22,599Member Member
    Her voice sounded like an Axle Rose song where he's running out of air.
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Posts: 25,984Member Member Posts: 25,984Member Member
    Because he was a he.
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Posts: 25,984Member Member Posts: 25,984Member Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    Wouldn't give me pizza

    She tried to eat all my pizza. When I said share she thought I meant Cher and responded not a fan!

    So I guess that's two reasons. :lol:

    Correction, I ate all the pizza!

    Ha, not all of it! I was holding out on you. 😁
  • s1im62s1im62 Posts: 2,640Member Member Posts: 2,640Member Member
    We were dancing on the ceiling, until she got vertigo, and then blamed my white-dude dance moves.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 222,601Member, Premium Member Posts: 222,601Member, Premium Member
    We did? First I knew of it.. :(
  • s1im62s1im62 Posts: 2,640Member Member Posts: 2,640Member Member
    She claimed not to remember my dance moves, which are totally memorable because they're so bad. (Though, in retrospect, maybe she was being nice about the situation? LOL)
    edited September 10
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Posts: 2,916Member Member Posts: 2,916Member Member
    I would often speak in the 3rd person for each one of my 7 personalities...
  • KelleyCakesKelleyCakes Posts: 3,340Member Member Posts: 3,340Member Member
    I was going broke because each of his personalities wanted birthday presents.
  • NoHookUpZoneNoHookUpZone Posts: 1,571Member, Premium Member Posts: 1,571Member, Premium Member
    Because I found love in vanilla almond butter
  • Cardeeoh_NicoleCardeeoh_Nicole Posts: 17,054Member Member Posts: 17,054Member Member
    We could not agree on the kind of sandwich spread to keep
  • meridianovameridianova Posts: 441Member Member Posts: 441Member Member
    he insisted on counting the olives on each slice of pizza.
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