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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Kyle_AKA_MooseKyle_AKA_Moose Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member
    She didn't know the difference between Zita and me!
  • Kyle_AKA_MooseKyle_AKA_Moose Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member
    Well you could cure the blind and all.

    She wouldn't tell me how though, so she had to go!
  • Megan_smartiepants1970Megan_smartiepants1970 Member Posts: 13,197 Member Member Posts: 13,197 Member
    Kyle has some weird ummm obsessions .....turns away and runs out quickly LOL
  • neilwijneilwij Member, Premium Posts: 1,625 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,625 Member
    She kept cooking fish in the microwave, stank out the whole kitchen..
  • neilwijneilwij Member, Premium Posts: 1,625 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,625 Member
    She set me up as the kingpin behind her money laundering operation..
  • neilwijneilwij Member, Premium Posts: 1,625 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,625 Member
    She didn't have enough money to keep my extravagant lifestyle going..
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,553 Member Member Posts: 1,553 Member
    She kept a man by her side and preferred him to always speak for her. Most of the time it was fine, but it got a bit annoying when he moaned for her during intimate moments.
  • TornadoTraceTornadoTrace Member, Premium Posts: 66 Member Member, Premium Posts: 66 Member
    They never let me see their face. When asked they would scream and run out of the room. I took it as I was not worthy of seeing their beauty. I couldn’t handle the secrets any longer.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 22,177 Member Member Posts: 22,177 Member
    Any time I wore grey, she'd freak out and have a meltdown on me.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 178,927 Member Member Posts: 178,927 Member
    She always had a grey cloud hanging over her...was quite depressing. ☁️😞
  • BananabeatsBananabeats Member Posts: 73 Member Member Posts: 73 Member
    Drives a Ford
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 178,927 Member Member Posts: 178,927 Member
    I was a fan of beefy trucks and she drove an itty bitty Sports car that my truck "accidentally" backed over and crushed. 😬

    🤭🤫
  • poland_dianapoland_diana Member, Premium Posts: 1,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,210 Member
    She was a sports car hater...kept backing up the truck and crushing cars...was costing me an arm and leg. She said it was always an accident but they were only sport cars that she crushed. 🤔
  • Kyle_AKA_MooseKyle_AKA_Moose Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member
    She did not approve of my new speedo and kicked me out.
  • happimess01happimess01 Member Posts: 5,075 Member Member Posts: 5,075 Member
    He believed Carole Baskin was innocent
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 3,283 Member Member Posts: 3,283 Member
    She was always flirting with the boys and wouldn’t pay attention to me.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,064 Member Member Posts: 3,064 Member
    Although I didn’t mind her addiction to TikTok, it was my addiction to Tic Tac that bothered her...
  • flynntraderflynntrader Member Posts: 211 Member Member Posts: 211 Member
    His tatas are smaller than DDD
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 243,928 Member Member Posts: 243,928 Member
    His tatas were bigger than mine :(
    Jealousy separated us :'(
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,520 Member Member Posts: 2,520 Member
    She couldn't handle my moobs correctly.
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