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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,062 Member Member Posts: 3,062 Member
    We disagreed over the positioning of toilet paper. He was an under/over guy while I was strictly over/under...
  • MzIrishMzIrish Member Posts: 11,678 Member Member Posts: 11,678 Member
    He kept watching "The Sound of Music" over and over on the big screen... I could not take it any longer
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,475 Member Member Posts: 2,475 Member
    she was always dressing in black. I like a little color variety in my life.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 18,959 Member Member Posts: 18,959 Member
    I tried to please his need for color but he said I went a little overboard. 🤷‍♀️
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 238,435 Member Member Posts: 238,435 Member
    She fell overboard, never saw her again :(
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 177,901 Member Member Posts: 177,901 Member
    She went to prison for throwing her Ex overboard. 😧
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,475 Member Member Posts: 2,475 Member
    she didn't want to sail the skies with me
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 177,901 Member Member Posts: 177,901 Member
    He wanted us to go skydiving together.
    Problem was that he wanted us to go without parachutes ...he wanted us to sail the skies for eternity. 😧
  • miss_zita_2020miss_zita_2020 Member Posts: 8,359 Member Member Posts: 8,359 Member
    She tried to convince me that she had superpowers.......it was kinda scary......
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,475 Member Member Posts: 2,475 Member
    she was convinced superheros were real.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 18,959 Member Member Posts: 18,959 Member
    He was convinced the Easter Bunny was real and out to get him for all the Easter eggs he ate in the past.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 177,901 Member Member Posts: 177,901 Member
    She always made me feel guilty about the time I "Accidentally" pushed her down the stairs. 🤷🤦
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,475 Member Member Posts: 2,475 Member
    she was the reason we couldn't have nice things
  • swcliftonswclifton Member, Premium Posts: 320 Member Member, Premium Posts: 320 Member
    He spent all my money on nice things and wouldn't share with me.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,062 Member Member Posts: 3,062 Member
    Because we are living in a material world and he is a material guy...
  • swcliftonswclifton Member, Premium Posts: 320 Member Member, Premium Posts: 320 Member
    He was grungy all the time and I wanted us to dress up from time to time and go out.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 177,901 Member Member Posts: 177,901 Member
    Found out he was getting all dressed up and sneaking out to wine & dine some Guy who watches wheels! 😟
  • miss_zita_2020miss_zita_2020 Member Posts: 8,359 Member Member Posts: 8,359 Member
    She had already found her soulmate.....I was just a side piece.....
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,475 Member Member Posts: 2,475 Member
    She didn't like my lego pieces next to my bed. Sometimes inspiration strikes at 1am, and you just gotta build.
  • Kyle_AKA_MooseKyle_AKA_Moose Member, Premium Posts: 1,058 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,058 Member
    I stepped on a lego in the middle of the night. Thought I was going to lose my foot. He had to go!
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