We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

PaperDoll_

He looked better in my clothes than I did.

happimess01

she completely ignored my left moob. Was fixated with the right one

PaperDoll_

He insisted on wearing a mankini everywhere to flaunt his moobs. My relatives didn't appreciate it at family gatherings.

slimgirljo15

I found out she had 40 side pieces...hussy !!!

Minion_training_program

She didn't like me being a side piece of PD

Minion_training_program

Didn't realise having 5 side pieces still gives a full plate

slimgirljo15

His plate was too full

Minion_training_program

Always room for a slim girl, Jo!

Callousedthoughts

Insisted on wearing his Elsa costume to bed. A minion in a frozen costume just ain't right

slimgirljo15

She wouldn't dress up at all.. naked everywhere even shopping and church..

slimgirljo15

She wore her favourite suit everywhere ( birthday suit) Lol

PaperDoll_

She thought I was too much of a prude because I refused to live her nudist lifestyle.

Callousedthoughts

She quit strip poker after only removing her socks

slimgirljo15

2 words.. E. D

Callousedthoughts

Complained that my tongue was too soft 🤣

slimgirljo15

Callousedthoughts wrote: »

Complained that my tongue was too soft 🤣

True story.. :laugh:

Callousedthoughts

She said "true story" after every sentence.

slimgirljo15

Callousedthoughts wrote: »

She said "true story" after every sentence.

True story..

He emptied the bank accounts and ran off with the neighbour

Callousedthoughts

She only had $6.52 in her bank account

slimgirljo15

He, he.. oh it's too horrible to say. Let's just say I'm scarred for life and will never look at a plunger, rubber tongs and rubber chicken the same way again..