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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 253,144 Member Member, Premium Posts: 253,144 Member
    Neverrrrrrrr... together forever whether she wants to or not.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,921 Member Member Posts: 1,921 Member
    She always told me we'd be together forever. The shackles around my ankles helped with that. Oh, Im still there, only my mind broke up with her. It resides on a beach with a hammock and endless margaritas.
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 5,231 Member Member Posts: 5,231 Member
    He never shared the chores. Just rocked in his hammock with an empty margarita glass claiming his ankles hurt.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,921 Member Member Posts: 1,921 Member
    Wanted me to do chores in a G string. I am not a piece of meat! Also, wouldnt rock the hammock fast enough or refill my margarita.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 184,835 Member Member Posts: 184,835 Member
    Lush... always had a margarita in hand
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,921 Member Member Posts: 1,921 Member
    Lousy tipper when I danced for her. Said she was saving up for her mansion.
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 5,231 Member Member Posts: 5,231 Member
    I was after her money but she’s already given it to those above.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,921 Member Member Posts: 1,921 Member
    She only wanted me for my body, didnt care about my money.

    Wait! Come back!!
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 253,144 Member Member, Premium Posts: 253,144 Member
    He ditched me to run back to his ex
  • Nacho_DaddyNacho_Daddy Member Posts: 773 Member Member Posts: 773 Member
    He ditched me to run back to his ex

    She liked my Ex better :(
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 253,144 Member Member, Premium Posts: 253,144 Member
    He ditched me to run back to his ex

    She liked my Ex better :(

    Never... She was cute and all but it was always you Stan ...can't we try again? 😃
    edited May 2020
  • Nacho_DaddyNacho_Daddy Member Posts: 773 Member Member Posts: 773 Member
    He ditched me to run back to his ex

    She liked my Ex better :(

    Never... She was cute and all but it was always you Stan ...can't we try again? 😃

    I'm thinking "Standwich" -- that way I can disappoint you both at the same time.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 253,144 Member Member, Premium Posts: 253,144 Member
    He ditched me to run back to his ex

    She liked my Ex better :(

    Never... She was cute and all but it was always you Stan ...can't we try again? 😃

    I'm thinking "Standwich" -- that way I can disappoint you both at the same time.

    I like the way you think 😄
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,921 Member Member Posts: 1,921 Member
    She was more fragile than she looks. Couldn't handle a little rough stuff.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 253,144 Member Member, Premium Posts: 253,144 Member
    He cried after fun time.. Looks like I was the only one having fun :(
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,921 Member Member Posts: 1,921 Member
    Her idea of fun involved an eggbeater, 3 sticks of butter and a ball gag.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,921 Member Member Posts: 1,921 Member
    Scaredy cat
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 5,231 Member Member Posts: 5,231 Member
    He used my name in his insults. 😢
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,921 Member Member Posts: 1,921 Member
    She didnt understand that I was picking on her cause I liked her. She got offended at everything.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 253,144 Member Member, Premium Posts: 253,144 Member
    He picked on me all the time.. :(
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