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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 3,928 Member Member Posts: 3,928 Member
    She was obsessed with Mr Rogers. Wore cardigans and sang “Won’t you be my neighbour” to strangers then moved in when they sang along!! 😳
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 28,915 Member Member Posts: 28,915 Member
    She won't sing the Barney song. 😤
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 246,812 Member Member Posts: 246,812 Member
    Nope.. I won't let him.. :D
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 3,928 Member Member Posts: 3,928 Member
    Preferred “this is the song that never ends”
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 28,915 Member Member Posts: 28,915 Member
    Don't know.. you just your hand in somebodys pocket.. 😳

    edited June 7
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 246,812 Member Member Posts: 246,812 Member
    I prefer a little fight in my lover... :D
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 3,928 Member Member Posts: 3,928 Member
    She always fought me just so we could make up. 🙄
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 23,533 Member Member Posts: 23,533 Member
    Got mad when I ate all the pudding and we couldn’t fight anymore.
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 3,928 Member Member Posts: 3,928 Member
    Refused to move onto jello...even the sugar free kind.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,803 Member Member Posts: 1,803 Member
    Switched to habanero mustard when the pudding ran out
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 246,812 Member Member Posts: 246,812 Member
    I found a pudding covered lady in our closet 😠
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 23,533 Member Member Posts: 23,533 Member
    I ran off with the pudding lady because I needed a snack.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 180,782 Member Member Posts: 180,782 Member
    She wanted to taste test all the ladies in our Pilates class 😧
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 3,928 Member Member Posts: 3,928 Member
    She fed me nothing but rice cakes and water then got mad when I licked cake crumbs off ladies’ faces.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 246,812 Member Member Posts: 246,812 Member
    She kept licking my face, which I was ok with.. but she had a rough tongue, it was like sandpaper :D
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 3,928 Member Member Posts: 3,928 Member
    Didn’t like it when my tongue tickled her ...uhh... face.
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 28,915 Member Member Posts: 28,915 Member
    She licks every person she see in public 😳
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 246,812 Member Member Posts: 246,812 Member
    Nope, he's tied up in the basement, he ain't going nowhere
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 28,915 Member Member Posts: 28,915 Member
    Can't . Shackled in her basement.. HELP!! SOS..
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 246,812 Member Member Posts: 246,812 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Can't . Shackled in her basement.. HELP!! SOS..

    stop struggling.. I promise the basement it a place you'll want to stay >:)
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