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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,368 Member Member Posts: 1,368 Member
    Threatened to cut off my marbles when she found out about the harem. I and the harem got the *kitten* out
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Member Posts: 31,391 Member Member Posts: 31,391 Member
    Thought he shouldn't have to pay to see the show. Everybody pays to see this show!
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,516 Member Member Posts: 2,516 Member
    He tried to make me pay to play. I never pay to play. ;-P
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 2,662 Member Member Posts: 2,662 Member
    He refused to pick up the tab, like ever. Bye bye! I’m not a sugar mama.
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 27,110 Member Member Posts: 27,110 Member
    She sleeps a lot. She thinks she's snow White or something.
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 2,662 Member Member Posts: 2,662 Member
    He doesn’t understand it’s hard work being a princess.
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 27,110 Member Member Posts: 27,110 Member
    And saying I'm the princess.. now who's admitting her guilt. Her! 😝
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 2,662 Member Member Posts: 2,662 Member
    I never said you were the princess...you and your girl did sooooo that leads me to say you never listen nor did your side piece...or maybe I was the side piece?? 😳
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,024 Member Member Posts: 242,024 Member
    She was a side piece.. She had to go 🔪

    😃kidding.. or am I ?😏
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 2,662 Member Member Posts: 2,662 Member
    She wasn’t kidding...I have several new piercings. Not the good kind. 😳
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,024 Member Member Posts: 242,024 Member
    She ratted me out to the cops :(
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 21,097 Member Member Posts: 21,097 Member
    She dumped me for a rat.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,024 Member Member Posts: 242,024 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She dumped me for a rat.

    Silly.. nooo, I dumped you for Pat.. the postman :D
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,368 Member Member Posts: 1,368 Member
    I only got her on Sundays, cause Pat d'ont deliver on a Sunday
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 21,097 Member Member Posts: 21,097 Member
    I had to take him from Monday-Saturday. It was too much.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,368 Member Member Posts: 1,368 Member

    She complained about the 5 minutes a day she spent with me.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 21,097 Member Member Posts: 21,097 Member
    He only took 5 minutes. Every single time.
  • CallousedthoughtsCallousedthoughts Member Posts: 1,368 Member Member Posts: 1,368 Member
    Timed absolutely everything I did. She gave me 5 to do get the job done. This cant be rushed
  • Cardeeoh_NicoleCardeeoh_Nicole Member Posts: 19,077 Member Member Posts: 19,077 Member
    We didn’t. It’s a type-o.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 21,097 Member Member Posts: 21,097 Member
    She preferred the 5 minute man 😒
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