We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

PaperDoll_

Shaved his armpits and wanted me to call him pretty. I just can't.

lx1x

She wanted to braid my armpit hair

slimgirljo15

He wanted me to braid.. his uhmmm.. curly hair

Minion_training_program

Fooled ya! we didn't

Cat0703a

He belonged to another. 😞

Minion_training_program

I was playing with LEGO all the time, didn't even notice her anymore

Cat0703a

I made his collector’s set of minion lego into jewelry which I sold at the flea market. Oops!

slimgirljo15

I received a warning letter telling me to leave or suffer the consequences.. signed PD 😟

PaperDoll_

Got tired of her thinking we had to share everything. My other ladies are off limits! 😠

Cat0703a

She ran off with the Starbucks barista. The yearning for some sweet vanilla cream nitro cold brew was more important than my love for her.

Cardeeoh_Nicole

She left me stranded at the drive in. Holding a couple of melted ice creams.

Nichole_AZ

She only ever listened one song on repeat.

NLP6618

Both named Nicole from AZ. It got confusing. Lol.

Nichole_AZ

She wouldn't go swimming with me.

slimgirljo15

She wouldn't move to Australia 😔

Nichole_AZ

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

She wouldn't move to Australia 😔

I would definitely move to Australia! See you never did listen to me!

NLP6618

Nichole_AZ wrote: »

She wouldn't go swimming with me.

She wanted to throw me in the pool and mess up my hair.

happimess01

she wouldnt let me touch her hair

Nichole_AZ

They tried to push me down a cliff while hiking in the mountains.

Cat0703a

Every time we hiked in the mountains she had to reenact Maria singing “the hills are alive, with the sound of music” right down to the dress and apron.