We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

liftorgohome

He couldn't keep up with the Jones's.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always "Jonesing" for the Jones's

happimess01

She asked me to “walk it off” every time I complained of back pain.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He took sick leave after getting a paper cut 🙄

Ransom_G

She kept cutting with paper. That hurts...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't like the bargain
toilet paper I bought...

You should really appreciate my frugal shopping!! 😟

PaperDoll_

She didn’t appreciate me using her wash cloths instead of her one-ply TP.

Ransom_G

She kept staining my guest towels. 😳

Ashkea76

Because I have this weird thing about folding the towels a certain way, and it was just too much for him.

Ransom_G

Cat0703a

He buried me in towels. 😡

Callousedthoughts

She buried me in vowels. Being Canadian she likes adding a u to almoust eveurything

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always trying to speak to me in Canadian, but I could never understand what "úuuuuuuuuuuuuh"meant .

Cat0703a

She was embarrassed by my accent and tried to teach me to speak American

Minion_training_program

I was teaching her some Dutch words, but all she remembered were the cuss words

Ashkea76

Because I didn't make enough banana bread to keep them all happy

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because she was sharing her delicious banana bread with everyone else and none for me and apparently her Ex! 😞

PaperDoll_

Her idea of banana bread was a hot dog bun with a banana in the middle. She didn’t even peel it!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She called me a horrible cook!

Ashkea76

Because I just couldn't keep up with her - she's a busy lady!