We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Watching_The_Wheels · October 9, 2020 2:05PM

I was a colorblind man surviving in the abyss of shadows while she lived life in vivid, vibrant colors...

slimgirljo15 · October 9, 2020 9:30PM

he was depressing me

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 9, 2020 10:25PM

She was always depressed and even I did the Chicken dance to cheer her up 🐔

Cat0703a · October 10, 2020 12:40AM

She did the Chicken dance at Great Aunt Sally’s funeral. 😬

PaperDoll_ · October 10, 2020 2:08AM

She wouldn’t let me dress up in a chicken costume for any family get togethers. 😒

Callousedthoughts · October 10, 2020 2:26AM

She wouldnt dance like this for me

Cat0703a · October 10, 2020 2:51AM

He sang “baby got back” every time he walked behind me.

Cards_Man · October 10, 2020 2:53AM

She refused to duet baby got back with me!

slimgirljo15 · October 10, 2020 3:06AM

his singing sucked.. hurt my ears

Ashkea76 · October 10, 2020 4:45AM

She kept promising me a pub crawl, and never took me... 💔😭

Cat0703a · October 10, 2020 4:46AM

She made me crawl to the pub. My poor knees!

slimgirljo15 · October 10, 2020 4:53AM

Carpet burn on her knees.. I just knew she was cheating on me

highheeldiva · October 10, 2020 5:09AM

She owned too many troll dolls

slimgirljo15 · October 10, 2020 5:12AM

She didn't like my collection..

Cat0703a · October 10, 2020 5:14AM

She told me she worked in IT. She was actually an internet troll! Couldn’t be a part of that scene so I split.

highheeldiva · October 10, 2020 5:14AM

She wanted me to dress up as a troll

slimgirljo15 · October 10, 2020 5:15AM

I found naked trolls in our closet.. they weren't mine

mattig89ch · October 10, 2020 10:36PM

She thought my toys were trolls. They're action figures

slimgirljo15 · October 11, 2020 12:22AM

I stepped on one too many action figures .. ouch.

highheeldiva · October 11, 2020 4:04AM

Kept borrowing my shoes

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