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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited March 2021
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    He still has a flip phone, can’t text, send pics or emojis =-(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She makes fun of my technology, I'm poor and can't buy a new phone every year! Let alone every 23 years. 😩
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I often, spoke incoherently using run-on sentences ; used punctuation/CAPITALIZATION incorrectly with mispelled werds so naturally! this? bothered her two much that she Didnt want too bee with me no more...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I 'm beginning to think that he's secretly making fun of my MFP lazy grammar 🤐
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    Never wanted to play Grammarly the New board game. That explains it!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She didn't know me at all!
    If she did, she'd know that I'm a game night Junkie!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    Wanted to play pin the tail on the donkey over and over and over...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She got upset when after agreeing to play the Donkey, I used push pins to pin the tail. 😬How was I supposed to know that the tush was so sensitive 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Here have a band-aid or better yet... Maybe you should take the whole box! 🩹🩹🩹🩹🩹🩹🩹🩹
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She deflated my new oil filled implant, yep, one side only!🍑💦👀
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She has a lopsided arsse and my philosophy is that two cheeks are always better than one... Especially if the one is prone to Leakage. 😰
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She often claimed that 3 of my 7 personalities cheated on her and that the other 6 were accomplices. But that wasn’t the issue - the issue was that I was bad at math...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He thought that Two Joined for All Eternity included his Side Chick Bertha!
    (Bertha wouldn't have that either)

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    I dunno what happened. She just threw all my stuff out and started screaming “Leave Bertha!”
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Of my indolence...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He always used words that I'd sometimes have to look up in the dictionary.
    Smarty Pants!!! 😞
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I didn't have the beard she craved :(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    She just left.. found another..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited March 2021
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    lx1x wrote: »
    She just left.. found another..

    :o:noway:
    He found another 😭😫
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She gave me too many hairballs
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Tried.. like a Fungus.. keeps coming back..

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