We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15 · February 23, 2021 3:07AM

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

I unlocked her basement door

they escaped.

PaperDoll_ · February 23, 2021 3:08AM

We didn't. She's stuck with me because I let everyone else escape.

slimgirljo15 · February 23, 2021 3:15AM

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

We didn't. She's stuck with me because I let everyone else escape.

True.. together ❤

PaperDoll_ · February 23, 2021 3:33AM

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

We didn't. She's stuck with me because I let everyone else escape.

True.. together ❤

Can someone help me out of this basement...?

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 23, 2021 9:06AM

She wanted me to choose Loyalty to her only and I had to respectfully decline. 🤷🏼

PaperDoll_ · February 24, 2021 1:42AM

She tore up my Walgreens Loyalty card. How am I supposed to get the savings?

slimgirljo15 · February 24, 2021 6:15AM

She was a tightwad.. money, money, money.. its all she worried about

Minion_training_program · February 24, 2021 7:31AM

We didn't, even though PD let the basement door open, she forgot to unchain me

PaperDoll_ · February 24, 2021 5:33PM

Jo would never let me visit him in the basement.

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 25, 2021 8:08AM

I found copies of her Appeals for Conjugal Visits with a really short canary yellow guy 😦

slimgirljo15 · February 25, 2021 11:43PM

She preferred beards

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 26, 2021 10:04AM

She'd wax every single day! 😟

And I'm not talking about furniture or floors

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 1, 2021 9:46AM

There she goes again...
Always talking to herself
Then answering 🤷🏼‍♀️

Watching_The_Wheels · March 1, 2021 5:12PM

Of my inability to resist certain temptations...

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 5, 2021 6:59AM

He couldn't resist anything in a skirt 😡

Minion_training_program · March 5, 2021 7:03AM

Never lets me wear a skirt

Watching_The_Wheels · March 7, 2021 2:06AM

We disagreed on how to eat cereal. I preferred to pour the cereal in first and then the milk...

PaperDoll_ · March 7, 2021 3:32AM

Ate all the marshmallows out of my Lucky Charms 😠

Miss_Chiev0us_ · March 7, 2021 3:41AM

Because she was married to my crush and I didn't know 😆

PaperDoll_ · March 7, 2021 3:44AM

Caught her cheating on me with my wife 😮

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