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  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,806 Member Member Posts: 3,806 Member
    I double spaced

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  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,723 Member Member Posts: 1,723 Member
    He popped the eyeballs out of my teddy bear and decapitated it. Threw the head out on Monday and the body out on Friday.😭 Rest in pieces Beary!🧸
    edited April 7
  • kjm3579kjm3579 Member Posts: 3,976 Member Member Posts: 3,976 Member
    She kept mourning her old teddy bear -- crying and wailing all times of the day and night
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 8,323 Member Member Posts: 8,323 Member
    He liked to make me cry so he could bottle my tears for his shelf of oddities.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,212 Member Member Posts: 28,212 Member
    She was okay with her ex bottling her tears, but when I wanted to bottle blood, it became an issue. 😒
  • LaneaJLaneaJ Member Posts: 1,895 Member Member Posts: 1,895 Member
    I thought her wine cellar was full of bottles of wine 😲 boy was I wrong. 🤪
  • CyberbartenderCyberbartender Member Posts: 1,210 Member Member Posts: 1,210 Member
    She only wants wine
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,141 Member Member Posts: 189,141 Member
    𝐻𝑒'𝑑 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡𝑦𝑝𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑓 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑛𝑒𝑤, ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 😟
  • CyberbartenderCyberbartender Member Posts: 1,210 Member Member Posts: 1,210 Member
    She drinks all what I made like it is water.... I think she having a problem ;)
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,141 Member Member Posts: 189,141 Member
    𝐻𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝐴𝐴 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑦 𝑒𝑥𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝐴𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑎! :(
  • NVintageNVintage Member Posts: 382 Member Member Posts: 382 Member
    She complained about the lack of creativity in my fonts...
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,723 Member Member Posts: 1,723 Member
    All she wanted to do was churn butter 🧈
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,141 Member Member Posts: 189,141 Member
    𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉
    "𝑰 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝑵𝒐𝒕 𝑩𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓" 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒏 𝒆𝒚𝒆 𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓!
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,723 Member Member Posts: 1,723 Member
    She sees dead people 👻
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 33,966 Member Member Posts: 33,966 Member
    She kills ppl.. 😱
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,723 Member Member Posts: 1,723 Member
    Well, after our honeymoon he told me we would be living in a tent... with all his other wives!🔨👿 Can’t blame me!
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 259,387 Member Member, Premium Posts: 259,387 Member
    I went to jail with her for aiding in body disposal 😏
  • LaneaJLaneaJ Member Posts: 1,895 Member Member Posts: 1,895 Member
    She told me she was going up north for a while to visit friends. Ok cool. What she failed to mention was that her friends live in Cell Block D, and her visit would last 10-15 years.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,141 Member Member Posts: 189,141 Member
    𝑰 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒋𝒖𝒈𝒂𝒍 𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒔
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,723 Member Member Posts: 1,723 Member
    She wanted our wedding to be “unique” Instead of gowns we would wear these 👇🏽 She even got one for Fifi our dog. 🐕🌭

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    edited April 11
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