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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,770 Member Member Posts: 1,770 Member
    She never wanted to race the shopping carts at the grocery store
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 259,822 Member Member, Premium Posts: 259,822 Member
    Her pet was kept on a very nice lead with studded collar.. unfortunately his name was Terry and he was the neighbours husband.. 😠
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,378 Member Member Posts: 189,378 Member
    𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐲 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐬
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,873 Member Member Posts: 3,873 Member
    I never drove above the speed limit...
    edited April 15
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 8,540 Member Member Posts: 8,540 Member
    For him, living life in the fast lane was more like using a walker on the right side of hallway in a nursing home.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,873 Member Member Posts: 3,873 Member
    Apparently, I preferred to take it slow in relationships, both literally and metaphorically...
  • anna_nintey3anna_nintey3 Member Posts: 614 Member Member Posts: 614 Member
    He took it so slow I'm still waiting to be invited to date #2
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,378 Member Member Posts: 189,378 Member
    She trying to get dateswith some Wheel Watcher! 😦
    The only thing I want to watch is Prime & Netflix 🤷
  • LaneaJLaneaJ Member Posts: 1,907 Member Member Posts: 1,907 Member
    She would never leave the house. All she wanted to do was binge watch her shows.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,873 Member Member Posts: 3,873 Member
    We often argued over fabric softener brands...
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,316 Member Member Posts: 28,316 Member
    He said buying Snuggle because of the cute bear wasn’t a good enough reason. 😒
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,770 Member Member Posts: 1,770 Member
    Got jealous all the time, we broke up over me googling water filters. I had a coupon for 20% off!👩🏽‍💻
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,378 Member Member Posts: 189,378 Member
    That ain't the only thing she was Googling 😲😳
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 6,795 Member Member Posts: 6,795 Member
    She didn’t let me Google anything. Instead she pulled out the encyclopedias. 😖
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 259,822 Member Member, Premium Posts: 259,822 Member
    She Googled everything. She wouldn't answer anything without consulting Google first.
  • NVintageNVintage Member Posts: 422 Member Member Posts: 422 Member
    I couldn't have a conversation with her without her asking 2 or 3 trivia questions...always testing my knowledge!!!
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,316 Member Member Posts: 28,316 Member
    She was cheating on me with two ladies... Siri and Alexa. I never saw them but she was always talking to them. 😒
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,770 Member Member Posts: 1,770 Member
    All we ever did was hold hands, sometimes furious, sweaty hand holding. I had enough when my hands became raw.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,378 Member Member Posts: 189,378 Member
    Everytime I played the Beatles she ran out the door screaming 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • PlentyofProtein00PlentyofProtein00 Member Posts: 2,725 Member Member Posts: 2,725 Member
    She was obsessed with creating a Beatles (bug infested) band that toured the local bars...spent all her time in the backyard directing practice
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