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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She was always calling me names 😝
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Her co-workers spent every evening at our house, I never got to participate.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    I was emotionally bankrupt (and financially, too)…
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    He was Broke and expected us to eat from fast food, dollar menus every night, and when I refused he threw a hissy fit! 😫
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She made me empty my pockets and purse every night so she could throw my change into savings - she never shared.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    We disagreed on the renegotiation of our contracts…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He wouldn't sign the prenup
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    She often compared me to her previous boyfriends, her present boyfriend and her future boyfriends…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    😲 far too cute for me, I was punching far above my weight while it lasted.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She'd never explain why she was punching things.
    I think she needs Anger Therapy! 😬
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    I like role playing but running around the fire at midnight and howling at the full moon was a bit much for me.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    Her last words to me were:
    “I have HD vision and unfortunately, you are only standard definition”…
  • SunflowerQueen36
    SunflowerQueen36 Posts: 1,272 Member
    He tried to steal all the coffee beans out of my closet! :o
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited April 2021
    She hid the coffee beans I purchased and stored in the pantry (like a normal person) in her closet (like a less-normal person). Not that I minded any of that but it was her who broke up with me because I was “intellectually inferior” to her…
  • SunflowerQueen36
    SunflowerQueen36 Posts: 1,272 Member
    He was secretly jealous of my quirkiness and academic achievements
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited April 2021
    She tangled my slinky, twisted my pinky and called me stinky but we broke up because I spoke only in rhymes…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    It was the stinky bit that ended it.. He wore a cologne called eau de skunk :/
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    She disapproved of my safe-word suggestion: “continue”…
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He was always looking for the answers by reading tea leaves, palms, tarot cards and runes, rarely did he ask a direct question because apparently he did not like my answers.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited April 2021
    It didn’t bother her that I communicated with my plants, it was the fact that I would get so upset whenever they didn’t respond to any of my emails or texts right away…

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