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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,750 Member Member Posts: 1,750 Member
    She would rage and polka at the same time. She is talented, I’ll giver her that.
  • Cardeeoh_NicoleCardeeoh_Nicole Member Posts: 20,018 Member Member Posts: 20,018 Member
    I didn’t feel she properly appreciated my snacking prowess
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 8,383 Member Member Posts: 8,383 Member
    She tried to be my shadow, wherever I looked there she was.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,818 Member Member Posts: 3,818 Member
    I was not hashtag savvy…
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 6,697 Member Member Posts: 6,697 Member
    He saw the world in shades of black and white. I looked for the rainbows. Our colours were not aligned.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,818 Member Member Posts: 3,818 Member
    She thought outside the box while I thought outside the trapezoid…
  • Sweet_ASweet_A Member Posts: 4,312 Member Member Posts: 4,312 Member
    He didn’t like my Latina Accent! 🥺
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 8,383 Member Member Posts: 8,383 Member
    She threw my Alien figures away. Sacrilege!
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,230 Member Member Posts: 189,230 Member
    I found out that she was a Pod Person from Planet X! 🛸
  • NVintageNVintage Member Posts: 391 Member Member Posts: 391 Member
    It was like we were from two different planets! Instead of leisurely enjoying a nice cup of freshly brewed coffee, in the mornings, she'd throw one of these at me and shout, "Wake up...Time to get to work, Lazy!!!"
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    edited May 4
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 8,383 Member Member Posts: 8,383 Member
    Hahahaha good one!

    He only consumed things with artificial flavors, no fresh fruits or veggies - he started glowing grey.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,818 Member Member Posts: 3,818 Member
    While updating update her iPhone to iOS 14.5.1 for security reasons and bug fixes, I was one of the “bugs” that was removed…
    edited May 4
  • SunflowerQueen36SunflowerQueen36 Member Posts: 242 Member Member Posts: 242 Member
    He was all "techy" and broke up with me because I never updated my iOS
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,818 Member Member Posts: 3,818 Member
    She never subscribed to the philosophy of “The time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted time”…
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 8,383 Member Member Posts: 8,383 Member
    He really believed volcanoes and quicksand were a bigger threat than they were; we did not live near either.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,818 Member Member Posts: 3,818 Member
    She never could distinguish when I was speaking metaphorically or literally. The volcanoes and quicksand I was referring to reside in my head, permanently…
    edited May 4
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 259,518 Member Member, Premium Posts: 259,518 Member
    He escaped my basement and I never saw him again :(:D
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,818 Member Member Posts: 3,818 Member
    I refused to respond in military time whenever she asked for the time…
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,750 Member Member Posts: 1,750 Member
    He invited me to a party, a search party. We walked around aimlessly looking for some guy?🙄 We didn’t find him. Also, he didn’t tell me I could bring my dog. And who invited the cops?
    edited May 4
  • rigoalonso697rigoalonso697 Member Posts: 253 Member Member Posts: 253 Member
    she would not let me carry her she always wanted to carry me
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