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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 8,607 Member Member Posts: 8,607 Member
    He joined a cult and swore he would get beamed up by 2020.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,873 Member Member Posts: 3,873 Member
    Other than the sentence I am currently writing, my vocabulary was limited to monosyllabic words…
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 259,906 Member Member, Premium Posts: 259,906 Member
    Every answer was "No"
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,772 Member Member Posts: 1,772 Member
    She always said yes to everyone else for every request😕
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,448 Member Member Posts: 189,448 Member
    Didn't like when I'd help other people out 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 8,607 Member Member Posts: 8,607 Member
    She gave all of our food and clothes to the less fortunate leaving us to hit up the local church for help.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,873 Member Member Posts: 3,873 Member
    It bothered her that our heads tilted in the same direction whenever we kissed. Oh, and she didn’t like kissing me…
    edited May 5
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,772 Member Member Posts: 1,772 Member
    He put onions in everything! Even onion powder in his coffee!☕️😝
  • tc1333tc1333 Member Posts: 3,986 Member Member Posts: 3,986 Member
    We didn't break up!
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,772 Member Member Posts: 1,772 Member
    We didn’t? Are you sure? I can’t keep up with our breakups, we seem to break up over the silliest things like when you wanted us to wear matching outfits and I said no way! You threw a tantrum.🙄 Or when I ate your banana split when you weren’t watching!😋🍦😜
    edited May 5
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 259,906 Member Member, Premium Posts: 259,906 Member
    He was already taken..
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 8,607 Member Member Posts: 8,607 Member
    She couldn't tolerate my knitting addiction. I thought the purple knitted underwear was a great idea.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,873 Member Member Posts: 3,873 Member
    She replaced the toilet paper in the “under” position and I was strictly #TeamOver…
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 8,607 Member Member Posts: 8,607 Member
    He used his toilet paper twice - the ultimate recycler.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,448 Member Member Posts: 189,448 Member
    She'd insist on barbies with knitted dresses to conceal our T-p on top of the toilet tank, I didn't want to feel like I was her Grama!
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,318 Member Member Posts: 28,318 Member
    I had a fantasy woman that she refused to role play as... 😒

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    edited May 9
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 8,607 Member Member Posts: 8,607 Member
    A granny trio was not a turn on AT ALL.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 189,448 Member Member Posts: 189,448 Member
    She found out that I was a Mima/Grama and said that she was no longer attracted to me 😢
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,873 Member Member Posts: 3,873 Member
    Of irreconcilable similarities…
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 8,607 Member Member Posts: 8,607 Member
    He overused the word "dislodged." Dislodged memories, dislodged emotions, dislodged logic.....sheesh.
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