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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,947 Member Member Posts: 3,947 Member
    Although we agreed to have children, she preferred to have them with someone else…
  • Ironwoman1111Ironwoman1111 Member Posts: 1,817 Member Member Posts: 1,817 Member
    He said he liked looking at me. So he’d make me put my head through a hole into the man cave. Then he would put the strap on antlers on my head and he would sit there looking at me.
    edited May 10
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,947 Member Member Posts: 3,947 Member
    I was allergic to iron…
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 261,280 Member Member, Premium Posts: 261,280 Member
    He wanted children but forbid me to have them, he said he wanted to give birth. So when it didn't happen he left me, he said it was my fault :(
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,947 Member Member Posts: 3,947 Member
    Of her lack of knowledge of the male anatomy and its limitations…
    edited May 11
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 7,077 Member Member Posts: 7,077 Member
    Let’s just say his male anatomy had its limitations 😬
  • JFinn26JFinn26 Member Posts: 678 Member Member Posts: 678 Member
    She brought her C- game
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 261,280 Member Member, Premium Posts: 261,280 Member
    Of her lack of knowledge of the male anatomy and its limitations…

    Pfft.. it has no limits :D

    He assured me he had no idea where he got crotch crickets from and that he was not sleeping around. Liiiiarrrr :'(
  • JFinn26JFinn26 Member Posts: 678 Member Member Posts: 678 Member
    Of her lack of knowledge of the male anatomy and its limitations…

    Pfft.. it has no limits :D

    He assured me he had no idea where he got crotch crickets from and that he was not sleeping around. Liiiiarrrr :'(
    Crotch crickets 🤣🤣

  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 190,053 Member Member Posts: 190,053 Member
    He wanted to know what Crotch Crickets were and went on a quest to find out 🦗 😧
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,947 Member Member Posts: 3,947 Member
    I didn’t stock the pantry in alphabetical order…
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 9,029 Member Member Posts: 9,029 Member
    He bagged, labeled and filed various things that came off his body.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,947 Member Member Posts: 3,947 Member
    “She jigged, ambled and lisped; she nicknamed God’s creatures and made her wantonness her ignorance”…
  • Sweet_ASweet_A Member Posts: 5,135 Member Member Posts: 5,135 Member
    He didn’t like me blushing!

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  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 28,715 Member Member Posts: 28,715 Member
    What? When did this happen? I’m sorry! Take me back! 😭
  • Sweet_ASweet_A Member Posts: 5,135 Member Member Posts: 5,135 Member
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 7,077 Member Member Posts: 7,077 Member
    She wrote messages on my wall in sharpie.

    Be back soon!
    We need milk and coffee
    You need to bathe more

    Our walls were littered with her notes
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 261,280 Member Member, Premium Posts: 261,280 Member
    She's Canadian and she wouldn't stop apologising.
    Im sorry, I made your favourite cake.
    Im sorry we need to buy groceries
    Im sorry, I have to wash my hair
    Im sorry , Im sorry.. I couldn't take it anymore 😫
  • JFinn26JFinn26 Member Posts: 678 Member Member Posts: 678 Member
    She didn’t even give an explanation! Just ghosted me out of the blue
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 261,280 Member Member, Premium Posts: 261,280 Member
    JFinn26 wrote: »
    She didn’t even give an explanation! Just ghosted me out of the blue

    😤 lies, you know what you did 🥺
    Your explanation was unacceptable
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