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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 9,862 Member
    She embarrassed me one too many times with her made-up stories about my activities
  • WaiakeWanderer_x
    WaiakeWanderer_x Posts: 1,510 Member
    She wouldn't let me....you know.....

    Shave my beard off.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,625 Member
    He shaved off his beard 😱
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,829 Member
    Because she claimed the text messages on her phone were not sent by her🤥
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,254 Member
    I was emotionally immature…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,481 Member
    Turns out he just wanted to live in his mums basement 😔
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,504 Member
    Never happening 🤗
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,481 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Never happening 🤗

    Correct !!! 🤗🥰
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,254 Member
    She grew tired of my inability to try new things…
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,829 Member
    edited May 28
    He only wanted to see me in the custodian’s closet, with the lights off. I never knew if I was playing with his long hair or the mop!😟
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,254 Member
    I could never convince her that I was a man…
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,829 Member
    edited May 28
    Claimed he was a man but would only send pictures of that arm. The arm at the movies, at the pool, at the park. Hmmm 🤔
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,254 Member
    I couldn’t maintain her interest…
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,625 Member
    He needed a lot of maintenance 😋
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,254 Member
    She was annoyed at both my presents and presence…
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,625 Member
    He'd always present my presents with the pretence of being in my presence.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,829 Member
    She said I was unhinged and needed psychological help. But she liked that about me 🥰 and it’s not the reason we broke up. She was jealous of all the time I spent with Philomena, my emotional support goat.🐐
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,625 Member
    I overheard her and Philomena plotting my "accidental" fall down the stairs. 😰
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,254 Member
    edited June 4
    She was not impressed at my proficiency in passive aggressiveness…
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,625 Member
    He was quite aggressive with his passing of gas 💨🤭