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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    She saw life through HD vision but I was merely standard definition…
  • AdahGreen2022
    AdahGreen2022 Posts: 264 Member
    He'd always buy me electronics for Valentine's day.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
    She kept the fire roaring in the summer. Not my idea of “hot stuff”
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    Our contract was up and she was due for an upgrade…
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
    He was always talking about the junk in my trunk even after I went to all the trouble of cleaning out my car 🤷‍♀️
  • ItsKevAGAIN
    ItsKevAGAIN Posts: 2 Member
    I kept going missing 🫣
  • AdahGreen2022
    AdahGreen2022 Posts: 264 Member
    He had issues with my dissociative disorder.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    She could no longer tolerate my misanthropic tendencies…
  • AdahGreen2022
    AdahGreen2022 Posts: 264 Member
    He had to insert a Bukowski quote into every conversation we had. He told me he didn't hate me, but felt better when I wasn't around and that was the last straw!
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,623 Member
    He took the last straw and I needed it for my water
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    edited August 2023
    She insisted on re-using paper straws
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    I can’t discuss it. I’m still traumatized. Let’s just say the way he liked to use a straw is not their intended purpose.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
    She tried to give me away to others so she could have her wife’s attention back 😒
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Because she gave me Cat Scratch Fever
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    Because he scratched the err… wait. Never mind 😇
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
    I gave her too many compliments about the delicate and unblemished skin on her wrists 🥵
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    edited August 2023
    She is a huge Grateful Dead fan and I could no longer put up with all the tie dye and smoke...what a long strange trip it's been
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 937 Member
    He's a Phish groupie 😬
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,623 Member
    Wanted an entourage of fish.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,701 Member
    Had to have an entourage with us everywhere we went

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