MFP Cheesy Poetry Thread

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  • Joehenny
    Joehenny Posts: 1,222 Member
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    Bacon wins again!
  • bumblebums
    bumblebums Posts: 2,181 Member
    Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
    Thy micturitions are to me,
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
    On a lurgid bee,
    That mordiously hath bitled out,
    Its earted jurtles,
    Into a rancid festering confectious inner-sphincter. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
    Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
    Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
    And living glupules frart and slipulate,
    Like jowling meated liverslime,
    Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
    And hooptiously drangle me,
    With crinkly bindlewurdles,
    Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
    See if I don't.


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    We have a reader!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Ode to an Unnamed Moderator

    Without saying gender specific
    I'd take this one to the Pacific
    Whisper sweet nothings
    Protect from the trollthings
    And never be less than terrific

    He-She-It locks all the threads that are foolish
    As well some that are plain borish
    It gets me all hot
    To read how they all got
    Locked down for being so trollish

    Oh I always mind my punctuation
    Live to guard my thoughts with trepidation
    Yeah protect my lewd thoughts
    Use backspace a lots
    Me wants to hear her-his-its unctuations
  • SageGoddess320
    SageGoddess320 Posts: 2,589 Member
    Beans, beans, the musical fruit
    The more you eat, the more you toot
    The more you toot, the better you feel
    So eat beans with every meal
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Beans, beans, the musical fruit
    The more you eat, the more you toot
    The more you toot, the better you feel
    So eat beans with every meal

    That was horrible. But we forgive you because of your awesome smile. :D
  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
    From childhood’s hour I have not been
    As others were—I have not seen
    As others saw—I could not bring
    My passions from a common spring

    From the same source I have not taken
    My sorrow—I could not awaken
    My heart to joy at the same tone
    And all I lov’d—I lov’d alone

    Then—in my childhood—in the dawn
    Of a most stormy life—was drawn
    From ev’ry depth of good and ill
    The mystery which binds me still

    From the torrent, or the fountain
    From the red cliff of the mountain
    From the sun that ’round me roll’d

    In its autumn tint of gold
    From the lightning in the sky
    As it pass’d me flying by

    From the thunder, and the storm
    And the cloud that took the form
    (When the rest of Heaven was blue)
    Of a demon in my view

    Edgar A Poe <<<<<LOVE him!!!!!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Agree! Poe is greatness.
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    The rise, the fall, the breast so fair
    draped in long, dark silken hair
    Femininity wrapped before my eyes
    yet beneath lies bonding prize

    Lust, hot passions in me arise
    some men these feelings do despise
    These embrace I, on thy behalf
    nobler lies not in our path

    Clarity, love, each unyielding
    tears fervently at silken shielding
    Treasures, tastes, much adoration
    these bring forth our mighty nation

    Searching, yearning, yes, reaffirming
    each unspoken and yet binding;
    Laughter, softness, unburdening joy
    all this means that I'm a boy :)

    Worry not for lust unbridled
    these, despised, are for those unsettled
    Fruits of such twixt us, be blessed
    indeed each yields us happiness

    Celebrate, no wait! Give more!
    show this, thy love whom you adore
    Hold not back; give free, give much
    to him who yearns thy healing touch

    Yearn, strive, ask of me more
    bind me to thee, I implore
    Of us, make but one, we two
    take all of me, as much of you

    Yet at last, though lingering, spent
    amongst thine shielding, torn and rent
    Swells anew within our breast
    emotion, trust, of nobles blest

    Clarity, mere love, gives way
    whilst lust retreats to yonder day
    Left here, with us, amongst the threads
    lies purpose of anointed beds

    Birthed of divinity, birthed of body
    lies there naught to perceive as naughty
    Found is charity 'tween me and thee
    in such a place man hopes it be

    Renewing of simple man, this way
    builds them for less fortunate day
    As treasures, passions, each doth fail
    whilst remains love's holiest grail

    - Me.


    This is amazing poetry! You are truly very talented.
  • mayaocean
    mayaocean Posts: 355 Member
    Self-Pity

    I never saw a wild thing
    sorry for itself.
    A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough
    without ever having felt sorry for itself.

    - D.H. Lawrence


    Not cheesy, but it's my favourite poem

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