True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    I confess I haven’t washed my hair in a week and, well, it’s time


    I haven't shaved in a month.

    Just the other day I was going to shave and my daughter said to me:

    "Rockin' the beard, huh? Super cool, I like it; keep it!"


    Now I can't shave until it gets unbearably hot or I need to meet face to face with a client.
    (which is probably no time soon.)
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    I confess I haven’t washed my hair in a week and, well, it’s time


    I haven't shaved in a month.

    Just the other day I was going to shave and my daughter said to me:

    "Rockin' the beard, huh? Super cool, I like it; keep it!"


    Now I can't shave until it gets unbearably hot or I need to meet face to face with a client.
    (which is probably no time soon.)

    I would ask for pics but I know that would result in a cartoon with scribbles on its face 😁
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I confess.. @Motorsheen did it. :D

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    😆
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    I confess I haven’t washed my hair in a week and, well, it’s time


    I haven't shaved in a month.

    Just the other day I was going to shave and my daughter said to me:

    "Rockin' the beard, huh? Super cool, I like it; keep it!"


    Now I can't shave until it gets unbearably hot or I need to meet face to face with a client.
    (which is probably no time soon.)

    I would ask for pics but I know that would result in a cartoon with scribbles on its face 😁

    it's a lot like this:

    41gXwmbVa2L._SR600%2C315_PIWhiteStrip%2CBottomLeft%2C0%2C35_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

    .... only I'm not wearing pants.


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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    I confess I haven’t washed my hair in a week and, well, it’s time


    I haven't shaved in a month.

    Just the other day I was going to shave and my daughter said to me:

    "Rockin' the beard, huh? Super cool, I like it; keep it!"


    Now I can't shave until it gets unbearably hot or I need to meet face to face with a client.
    (which is probably no time soon.)

    I would ask for pics but I know that would result in a cartoon with scribbles on its face 😁

    I remember his face.. it's kinda nice 😃
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,623 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    I confess I haven’t washed my hair in a week and, well, it’s time


    I haven't shaved in a month.

    Just the other day I was going to shave and my daughter said to me:

    "Rockin' the beard, huh? Super cool, I like it; keep it!"


    Now I can't shave until it gets unbearably hot or I need to meet face to face with a client.
    (which is probably no time soon.)

    I would ask for pics but I know that would result in a cartoon with scribbles on its face 😁

    it's a lot like this:

    41gXwmbVa2L._SR600%2C315_PIWhiteStrip%2CBottomLeft%2C0%2C35_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

    .... only I'm not wearing pants.


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    Whoah. Flag.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    I don't know how to reach out to people without feeling like I'm a bothering them 🙈

    Same. I feel very guilty speaking even five minutes about my problems to someone bcuz i dont want to bore or bother them.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    I don't know how to reach out to people without feeling like I'm a bothering them 🙈

    Same
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    I don't know how to reach out to people without feeling like I'm a bothering them 🙈

    Bother me, okay ?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    I don't know how to reach out to people without feeling like I'm a bothering them 🙈

    Same

    You too.

    .... but you already knew that.
  • that_night_in_paris
    that_night_in_paris Posts: 457 Member
    I always go for the pink first in Neapolitan ice cream

    Can I get a phone call now?!!!!!
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,623 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    I don't know how to reach out to people without feeling like I'm a bothering them 🙈

    Same

    You too.

    .... but you already knew that.

    😂😂😂you're killing me
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    I don't know how to reach out to people without feeling like I'm a bothering them 🙈

    Same

    You too.

    .... but you already knew that.

    So I should just go eff myself then ;)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    I don't know how to reach out to people without feeling like I'm a bothering them 🙈

    Same

    You too.

    .... but you already knew that.

    So I should just go eff myself then ;)

    Poor happi. You can come to me. 🤗

    You might be better off just effing yourself. 😂
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    I don't know how to reach out to people without feeling like I'm a bothering them 🙈

    Same

    You too.

    .... but you already knew that.

    So I should just go eff myself then ;)

    Poor happi. You can come to me. 🤗

    You might be better off just effing yourself. 😂

    Noo.. it's a trap!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    I don't know how to reach out to people without feeling like I'm a bothering them 🙈

    Same

    You too.

    .... but you already knew that.

    So I should just go eff myself then ;)

    Poor happi. You can come to me. 🤗

    You might be better off just effing yourself. 😂

    Noo.. it's a trap!

    Hush you.

    Happi come here. Let me make it all better. 😈
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    I don't know how to reach out to people without feeling like I'm a bothering them 🙈

    Same

    You too.

    .... but you already knew that.

    So I should just go eff myself then ;)

    Poor happi. You can come to me. 🤗

    You might be better off just effing yourself. 😂

    Not sure if i should reply with 'awww' or 'yikes!'😂🤗
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    edited April 2020
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    I don't know how to reach out to people without feeling like I'm a bothering them 🙈

    Same

    You too.

    .... but you already knew that.

    So I should just go eff myself then ;)

    @happimess01

    eff yourself? Nope, but your profile reads: 'Male'

    So instead, you can just send me a Christmas card.

    unless.... you're wearing, wrinkle resistant, pleated khakis ( extra points for either British tan or taupe) and a powder blue polo shirt buttoned up to the top button. Then I might be willing to make an exception to be bothered.... I'm open minded like that.




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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I confess... I know who did it but my lips are 🤐

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