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  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,339 Member
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,339 Member
    All alone on date nite and....

  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    Parrots are kinda scary

  • LiftingLisa
    LiftingLisa Posts: 12,344 Member
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    A young boy goes off to college, but about a third of the way through the semester he has foolishly squandered what money his parents had given him.

    Then he gets an idea. He calls his Redneck father. “Dad,” he says, “you won’t believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here that will teach Fido how to talk!”

    “That’s absolutely amazing!” his father says. “How do I get him in that program?”

    “Just send him down here with $1000,” the boy says, “I’ll get him into the course.”

    So, his father sends the dog and the $1000. About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again.

    “So how’s Fido doing, son?” his father asks.

    “Awesome, dad, he’s talking up a storm,” he says, “but you just won’t believe this – they’ve had such good results with this program, that they’ve implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!”

    “READ!?” says his father, “No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?”

    “Just send $2,500, I’ll get him in the class.” His father sends the money.

    The boy has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk nor read, so he shoots the dog.

    When he gets home, his father is all excited. “Where’s Fido? I just can’t wait to see him talk and read something!”

    “Dad,” the boy says, “I have some grim news. This morning, when I got out of the shower, Fido was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, ‘So, is your daddy still messin’ around with that little redhead who lives on Oak Street?’

    The father says, “I hope you SHOT that lyin’ son of a *kitten*!”

    “I sure did, Dad!”

    “That’s my boy.”
  • fitcurves6693
    fitcurves6693 Posts: 3,401 Member
  • LiftingLisa
    LiftingLisa Posts: 12,344 Member

  • fitcurves6693
    fitcurves6693 Posts: 3,401 Member
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 21,923 Member
    edited September 2016
    This mess was made last night


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